Tweak

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Tweak says, "how are things at the creek?"

Dr. Bruce Banner (ahugedork) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2024-08-09 06:48:00

Entry tags:

harry potter: albus potter, marvel: bruce banner (mcu), marvel: jennifer walters (mcu), marvel: may parker (mcu), marvel: natasha romanoff (mcu), marvel: thor odinson (mcu), teen wolf: stiles stilinski

Hey, so, friends from my future...

How does permanently big and green me get through doors? I'd like to not be stuck in my living room forever, thanks.

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	yourplanssuck 2024-08-09 11:03 am UTC (link)
	Where's your tolerance at for laughing about this right now? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 11:56 am UTC (link)
	Fairly high for a guy who took out the door frame of the bedroom (sorry, May!) and may need to replace the kitchen counters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-08-09 11:58 am UTC (link)
	Cool, because I need to gloat about this crap not impacting me for once. Hey, it could be worse. Could be stuff you can't replace. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 12:09 pm UTC (link)
	At least I'm actually in control. I just can't get small again. So no one's getting hurt and that's the important part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-08-09 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, full points for not being an unstoppable rage monster dude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	Believe me, no one appreciates that more than me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-08-09 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you should try crawling out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm. Shoulders too big. Will resume experiment after caulk is ordered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-08-09 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	If you’ll need to renovate anyway you may as well just make the door big enough for now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-10 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Team Wizard. Al is going to come fix it up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-08-10 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Better than impromptu home renovations. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	stillworthy 2024-08-09 11:48 am UTC (link)
	Sideways. Though Stark did make extra big doorways in most of his buildings. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 11:57 am UTC (link)
	That makes sense. Also ducking. Ducking seems to work. I'm hoping to not completely redo our architecture and that this, too, shall pass as they say. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aunt_may 2024-08-09 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	Sideways? I love you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, that makes the most sense I guess. Except when I bend I'm still bigger sideways. Maybe I can crawl... I love you more. This can't last forever right?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aunt_may 2024-08-09 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	It absolutely cannot, sweetheart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	I think we need a new couch... I'm just going to sit on the floor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aunt_may 2024-08-09 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	It will be fun picking a new one. My poor hubby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	This is ridiculous. I feel ridiculous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aunt_may 2024-08-09 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	I'll come kiss it better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	The literal best wife. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notsopotter 2024-08-09 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	I can magically enlarge your doors, sir. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	You're a god amongst men, Albus Potter, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsopotter 2024-08-09 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	Ha. I'll be right there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	debtsowed 2024-08-09 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	May has it right. You turn sideways and kind of duck. Though, most places you frequented adjusted their doors for you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	That's better than crawling, but I still keep bumping into...literally everything. This is a lot harder when I'm consciously planning on not breaking everything. I have a wizard helping, I win, future me loses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	debtsowed 2024-08-09 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	The more you try to be stealthy and careful, the more likely you are to make noise or break something. Move as normally as possible, but sideways. Absolutely. You should see if said wizard (or one of the others we have) can make your apartment magically expand depending on your current size. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm not stealthy at all, even in regular me form. Yelena told me so. I'm really hoping not to make this a regular thing, Nat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	debtsowed 2024-08-09 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	If she said it, it must be true. Check with May, first. I hear that once you go green... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aunt_may 2024-08-10 12:57 am UTC (link)
	I love my big green man, but I miss my Bruce most. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	debtsowed 2024-08-10 02:12 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure this won't last. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ahugedork 2024-08-10 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Natasha! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	debtsowed 2024-08-10 02:11 am UTC (link)
	There are whole books written about this very thing. They have their own special table at the bookstore. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	imahulk 2024-08-09 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	I keep randomly changing. Very annoying. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	I can't decide if that's better or worse. Probably worse because you can't plan for it. I'm just kinda...stuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imahulk 2024-08-09 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Is the Big Guy behaving? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-09 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	It's so weird. It's like he's not even there. It's just me. But...like this. I have to use my tablet because the buttons on my phone are too small for these fingers! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imahulk 2024-08-09 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Don't smash it now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ahugedork 2024-08-10 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Well I'm TRYING not to! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imahulk 2024-08-10 01:28 am UTC (link)
	We probably shouldn't be in the same room until this is over. (Reply to this) (Parent)