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Tweak says, "Yes. Yes what?"

Klaus Hargreeves (12stepspirit) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2022-06-28 07:51:00

Entry tags:

marvel: clint barton (comics), marvel: may parker (mcu), umbrella academy: allison hargreeves, umbrella academy: ben hargreeves, umbrella academy: klaus hargreeves, ~ex: umbrella academy diego hargreeves

[Hargreeves + Clint & May]

FAMILY FUCKING MEETING!!!!!!!

[picture of the note included here.]

I have a kid.

I have a fucking kid.

And they hate me.

Am I dad?!?

[added later -- Chien]

You?

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	greatestarcher 2022-06-28 12:35 pm UTC (link)
	For the record, yes, I really would love to do that. She's on my list, if the Goddess ever noticed me. And, yes, I'll be nice to your surprise kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	12stepspirit 2022-06-28 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greatestarcher 2022-06-28 12:59 pm UTC (link)
	Have you stopped to consider that this might be a prank? A cruel one, sure, but I wouldn't put it past some people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	12stepspirit 2022-06-28 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	... I did not (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thetrajectory 2022-06-28 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, not trusting anyone at their word is my schtick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greatestarcher 2022-06-28 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	I've been burned, too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Clint/ Klaus 12stepspirit 2022-06-28 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	It's Chien. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint/ Klaus greatestarcher 2022-06-28 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	Well, shit. Just how serious is he about his thinly veiled patricidal threats? I'm prepared to go into scary protective boyfriend mode, if I have to. Also, your brother's wicked smart for connecting those dots. He's one of the ones you've gotta watch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint/ Klaus 12stepspirit 2022-06-28 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	He sent me some head phones so I wouldn't have to deal with the fourth so, I think it'll be fine. Yeah. He's the smart one of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint/ Klaus greatestarcher 2022-06-28 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	Not to be pessimistic, but some people might call that a Trojan horse or whatever. If you're meeting up with him and want some subtle backup, I've got your six, babe. Hey, you're plenty smart, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint/ Klaus 12stepspirit 2022-06-28 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	He's family. I trust him. Not like Ben and Five and Vanya. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Clint/ Klaus greatestarcher 2022-06-28 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Smart don't always gotta be books. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint/ Klaus 12stepspirit 2022-06-28 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	I know, Handsome. Think I can stay the night later? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint/ Klaus greatestarcher 2022-06-28 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, for sure. Text me or call me if anything goes sideways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint/ Klaus 12stepspirit 2022-06-28 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Everything will be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Clint/ Klaus greatestarcher 2022-06-28 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	I'm gonna pretend you didn't just tempt the universe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint/ Klaus 12stepspirit 2022-06-28 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	He's my kid.--- adult. Thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint/ Klaus greatestarcher 2022-06-28 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe start by not calling him a "thing". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint/ Klaus 12stepspirit 2022-06-28 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	You're right. Probably for the best. Probably just call him Chien. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint/ Klaus greatestarcher 2022-06-28 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	You can do this, babe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint/ Klaus 12stepspirit 2022-06-28 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'll let you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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