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Klaus Hargreeves ([info]12stepspirit) wrote in [info]chances_net,
@ 2022-06-28 07:51:00

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Entry tags:marvel: clint barton (comics), marvel: may parker (mcu), umbrella academy: allison hargreeves, umbrella academy: ben hargreeves, umbrella academy: klaus hargreeves, ~ex: umbrella academy diego hargreeves

[Hargreeves + Clint & May]

FAMILY FUCKING MEETING!!!!!!!

[picture of the note included here.]


I have a kid.

I have a fucking kid.


And they hate me.



Am I dad?!?


[added later -- Chien]

You?


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[info]quiethorror
2022-06-28 12:18 pm UTC (link)
🤯🤯🤯🤯

Crap.

Does this mean I have to be nice to him?

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[info]thetrajectory
2022-06-28 12:21 pm UTC (link)
How do you know they're a him?

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[info]quiethorror
2022-06-28 12:23 pm UTC (link)
Okay, fair!

Do I have to be nice to the gender inconclusive person???

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(no subject) - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 12:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quiethorror, 2022-06-28 12:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 02:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 03:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 03:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 04:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 12:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 02:51 pm UTC

[info]12stepspirit
2022-06-28 12:29 pm UTC (link)
Yes.

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[info]quiethorror
2022-06-28 12:33 pm UTC (link)
FINE!

But I don't have to like them until they can prove they're not a jerk.

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(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 12:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quiethorror, 2022-06-28 12:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 12:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quiethorror, 2022-06-28 01:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 01:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quiethorror, 2022-06-28 01:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 01:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quiethorror, 2022-06-28 01:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 03:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quiethorror, 2022-06-28 03:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 06:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quiethorror, 2022-06-29 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-29 01:51 am UTC

[info]thetrajectory
2022-06-28 12:20 pm UTC (link)
Did you knock up one of your cult followers? You are not Dad. Dad would be in denial, right now.

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[info]12stepspirit
2022-06-28 12:31 pm UTC (link)
NOT THAT I KNOW OF!

fuck.

Maybe?


Then why do they hate me?

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[info]thetrajectory
2022-06-28 12:34 pm UTC (link)
I don't know. I don't see anyone in their 60s running around announcing that they're someone's kid either.

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(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 12:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 12:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 12:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 02:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 03:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 03:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 03:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quiethorror, 2022-06-28 01:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 02:50 pm UTC

[info]greatestarcher
2022-06-28 12:20 pm UTC (link)
Well, shit.

Does that mean I have to be nice to him?

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[info]greatestarcher
2022-06-28 12:27 pm UTC (link)
Or them. Diego has a point.

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[info]12stepspirit
2022-06-28 12:32 pm UTC (link)
For the love of fucking Beyonce, yes everyone has to be nice to my fucking child.

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[info]greatestarcher
2022-06-28 12:35 pm UTC (link)
For the record, yes, I really would love to do that. She's on my list, if the Goddess ever noticed me. And, yes, I'll be nice to your surprise kid.

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(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 12:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greatestarcher, 2022-06-28 12:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 01:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 02:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greatestarcher, 2022-06-28 03:51 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 03:40 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]greatestarcher, 2022-06-28 03:58 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 04:06 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]greatestarcher, 2022-06-28 05:03 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 05:13 pm UTC
Re: Clint/ Klaus - [info]greatestarcher, 2022-06-28 05:36 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 06:01 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]greatestarcher, 2022-06-28 07:00 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 07:00 pm UTC
Re: Clint/ Klaus - [info]greatestarcher, 2022-06-28 07:02 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 07:04 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]greatestarcher, 2022-06-28 07:06 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 07:07 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]greatestarcher, 2022-06-28 07:08 pm UTC
Clint/ Klaus - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 07:11 pm UTC

[info]changingreality
2022-06-28 12:34 pm UTC (link)
So why is your very grown up child an absolute dickhead?

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[info]thetrajectory
2022-06-28 12:37 pm UTC (link)
Family traits?

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[info]changingreality
2022-06-28 12:58 pm UTC (link)
I. But. Okay you're not wrong.

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(no subject) - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 02:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changingreality, 2022-06-28 03:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 03:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changingreality, 2022-06-28 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 06:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changingreality, 2022-06-28 06:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 06:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changingreality, 2022-06-28 06:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tippingthescale, 2022-06-28 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tippingthescale, 2022-06-28 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tippingthescale, 2022-06-28 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tippingthescale, 2022-06-28 06:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tippingthescale, 2022-06-28 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changingreality, 2022-06-29 07:30 pm UTC

[info]12stepspirit
2022-06-28 12:38 pm UTC (link)
Because I am their father probably?

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[info]changingreality
2022-06-28 12:58 pm UTC (link)
I completely and entirely doubt that.

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(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 01:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changingreality, 2022-06-28 01:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 02:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changingreality, 2022-06-28 02:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 03:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changingreality, 2022-06-28 05:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 06:02 pm UTC
First Filter
[info]aunt_may
2022-06-28 02:31 pm UTC (link)
What makes you think they hate you? What did I miss?

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First Filter
[info]thetrajectory
2022-06-28 03:07 pm UTC (link)
The note. Also, hating Klaus is an easy feat.

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Re: First Filter - [info]aunt_may, 2022-06-28 03:08 pm UTC
First Filter - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 03:11 pm UTC
Re: First Filter - [info]aunt_may, 2022-06-28 03:12 pm UTC
First Filter - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 03:20 pm UTC
Re: First Filter - [info]aunt_may, 2022-06-28 03:23 pm UTC
First Filter - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 03:30 pm UTC
Diego | May - [info]aunt_may, 2022-06-28 03:32 pm UTC
Diego | May - [info]thetrajectory, 2022-06-28 03:46 pm UTC
Re: Diego | May - [info]aunt_may, 2022-06-28 03:47 pm UTC
First Filter - [info]changingreality, 2022-06-28 06:05 pm UTC
Re: First Filter
[info]12stepspirit
2022-06-28 03:49 pm UTC (link)
They said so. ☹️

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Re: First Filter - [info]aunt_may, 2022-06-28 03:51 pm UTC
Re: First Filter - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 04:20 pm UTC
Re: First Filter - [info]aunt_may, 2022-06-28 04:21 pm UTC
Chien/Klaus
[info]gimmeshelter
2022-06-28 02:43 pm UTC (link)
I can read this entire post.

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: Chien/Klaus
[info]12stepspirit
2022-06-28 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Great. Let's have lunch.

You like Thai?

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Chien/Klaus - [info]gimmeshelter, 2022-06-28 03:48 pm UTC
Chien/Klaus - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 03:51 pm UTC
Chien/Klaus - [info]gimmeshelter, 2022-06-28 03:55 pm UTC
Chien/Klaus - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-06-28 04:01 pm UTC

[info]kinder_shit
2022-06-30 04:01 am UTC (link)
Somehow, this does not surprise me.

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[info]12stepspirit
2022-06-30 11:15 am UTC (link)
Thanks for the vote of confidence, Five, really.


WAIT. WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?!?!

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(no subject) - [info]kinder_shit, 2022-07-01 01:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-07-01 01:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinder_shit, 2022-07-01 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-07-01 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinder_shit, 2022-07-01 01:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-07-01 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinder_shit, 2022-07-01 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-07-01 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinder_shit, 2022-07-01 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]12stepspirit, 2022-07-01 11:39 am UTC

[info]changingreality
2022-06-30 12:21 pm UTC (link)
....I have questions.

Like, have you been here this whole time and hiding??

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(no subject) - [info]kinder_shit, 2022-07-01 01:29 am UTC

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