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Kate Bishop/Hawkeye knows this is Clint's fault (noboomerangs) wrote in beverlyhills,
@ 2018-02-05 22:29:00

Entry tags:

america chavez, bucky barnes, clint barton, karolina dean, kate bishop, steve rogers

After some weird times lately, I decided to focus on work. You know, when I became a PI at home, I was working on finding missing people, gathering evidence against a stalker. Now? I am following people cheating on their spouses. Not what I had in mind.

[BUCKY]

Thank you, for being so awesome when I was dealing with the home stuff. You really are the best.

[CLINT AND AMERICA]

So, as my very best friends, I wanted to tell you the good news, I'm officially dating Bucky. I am also about to try to get the approval of Captain America to date his best friend. Probably shouldn't mention all the times I sassed our Steve, right?

[STEVE]

Hello Mr Captain America, sir. How are you settling in to LA? I'm sorry if I kind of threw you with the knowing another you thing. ~~and by the way, is it okay if I date your best friend?~~ I'd really like to get to know this you, if that's okay?

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	hawkeyes. aimfor 2018-02-09 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	she's secretly some kind of superhuman. i'm sure. makes sense. the worlds are different. other wanda isn't as powerful. other pietro wasn't a raging douche. y'know. differences. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	That would make a lot of sense. It does seem that this Wanda isn't able to wipe out chunks of reality on a whim. Which is good. She's friends with Bucky too. I thought there might have been a thing there for a few minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. aimfor 2018-02-09 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	oh. almost had competition katie. but yeah, unstable reality warping wanda is my least fave wanda. chill wanda makes top 5. non-douche bucky is like ... 7th. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	Have you seen Chill Wanda, she's stunning and glamorous and powerful, I'd want to date her. I'm just lucky that Bucky doesn't actually seem interested. Non-douche Bucky, is that his official designation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. aimfor 2018-02-09 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	i guess she's pretty. her counterpart is pretty too. insane sometimes, but still pretty. also i'm not playing the 'you're just as pretty and powerful and glamorous' game. yup. because the other bucky is raging douche bucky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Good, because that would make it weird. Besides, I already know I'm pretty. Why do you hate him so much? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. aimfor 2018-02-09 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	yeah. no princess moments. i don't. he's fine. we just fuck with each other. you been on a team with him? he's a prissy fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	If either of us was a princess, it would be you. I've only met him a couple of times. He always seemed alright to me. Of course, I prefer this Bucky by quite a bit, but that's obvious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. aimfor 2018-02-09 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	i think you'll find i'm a land mermaid, thank you very much. he tries too much to be steve. he's fine when him and nat are on the up and up. but a lot of the time that is not what they are. also bucky-cap did not like our nicknames for him. sad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	A land mermaid. Really. If your nicknames for him include 'raging douche Bucky', I'm not surprised he doesn't like them! I figure whenever him and Natasha aren't a thing he turns on the full brood and pretends he's dead again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. aimfor 2018-02-09 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	yes really. don’t judge me. wrong. he turns into an angry little troll with no sense of humour. i don’t complain about hawkass. people should lighten up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. noboomerangs 2018-02-09 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	So you flop around and can't stand up properly? That ruins the entire brooding mental image. That's just mean of you. I hate it when people call me Hawkgirl. Lady Hawk is mildly less offensive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. aimfor 2018-02-11 11:32 am UTC (link)
	i mean usually. yes. he's meant to stop brooding. really. it get exhausting all the brooding and emo panda look. that's what happens when you use another persons codename katie. you do this to yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. noboomerangs 2018-02-11 11:43 am UTC (link)
	You are special. But then who would be our designated brooder? Hey, you were dead when I took on the code name, not my fault! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. aimfor 2018-02-11 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	definitely wolverine. occasionally thor. his brooding lasts until the next drink though. death means nothing in our world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyes. noboomerangs 2018-02-11 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Thor can be a giant puppy sometimes. Hey, I haven’t died yet and plan to avoid doing so for some time still. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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