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Tweak says, "He must've knocked up sunshine"

Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (wickedwicker) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-28 16:03:00

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beauty, big bad wolf, christine daaé, cinderella, dr. watson, dracula, ichabod crane, john seward, peter pan, phantom of the opera, plot: forums only, rapunzel, red riding hood, scheherazade, snow queen, sultan's daughter, vasilissa, wicked witch

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[Posted about 2 hours before sunrise.]

[There's a bit of silence before her voice begins. It's clearly tired, though she tries to hide her exhaustion with a wry tone.]

To all the people who are still awake - there's probably like two of you - let's play a game.

[She takes a long pause, trying to collect her thoughts.]

Let's hear what tonight has taught us all. If you learned anything, put it here. [She laughs, the sound tapering out into a whisper.] Make it good.

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	bookshelved 2010-05-28 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	[Sighs] The women in this building do a very bad job of selecting suitable princes. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-28 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	[Thick with amusement.] Maybe the women in this building don't need princes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bookshelved 2010-05-29 12:02 am UTC (link)
	[Wryly] Someone should inform them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-29 12:04 am UTC (link)
	[Snickering.] The princes or the women? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bookshelved 2010-05-29 12:45 am UTC (link)
	The women - someone should write guidelines for them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-29 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Rule one - shiny things are not love. Rule two - self-respect in a relationship is not optional. Rule three - if you think you might be too good for him, you probably are. Rule four - if you think he might be too good for you, he probably isn't. Rule five - [She pauses, snickering.] I can't think of a rule five. You got anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bookshelved 2010-05-29 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Rule five - codependency is not love. [Determined] Rule six - you are not responsible for saving him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-29 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Ooooh, good ones. Rule seven - unlearn Twilight. Rule eight - having a man doesn't render you incapable. Rule nine - don't expect him to take care of things, because he will do so wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bookshelved 2010-05-29 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Rule 10 - If he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-29 02:30 am UTC (link)
	[Her voice is thick with giggles, making it quite clear that she has no real authority on this matter.] Rule eleven - "I love you" during doesn't mean "I love you" after. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

bookshelved
2010-05-29 02:34 am UTC (link)

[As a protected merchant's daughter, Beauty has no experience in these matters either, but she reads and therefore considers herself an expert. Also, she does not know what Twilight is, but she feels sure she hates it.]

Rule twelve - 'I love you' after only counts if he says it after a full 12-hours of recovery time.

Rule thirteen - When possible, date someone outside the building.

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	wickedwicker 2010-05-29 02:41 am UTC (link)
	[Laughs hysterically, the sounds of a fist pounding against a solid surface heard underscoring her guffaws.] Rule fourteen - when possible, date a toy instead of a boy. [Bursts out laughing.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-29 02:44 am UTC (link)
	[Through the wall as well, there's a bark.] Will you shut up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-29 02:46 am UTC (link)
	[She laughs even harder at this, and shouts loudly so that he can hear her through the wall as well as through the forum.] You're just angry because you can be replaced by a piece of plastic and a battery! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-29 02:47 am UTC (link)
	[A pause.] I cannot be replaced. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bookshelved 2010-05-29 02:49 am UTC (link)
	[Laughs] She has a point, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-29 02:50 am UTC (link)
	She doesn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bookshelved 2010-05-29 02:52 am UTC (link)
	[Beauty doesn't know about vibrators, but she's not above pretending] Quieter too, I expect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sentinelstar 2010-05-29 02:54 am UTC (link)
	You're making no sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bookshelved 2010-05-29 02:56 am UTC (link)
	You do not agree with our rules? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-29 02:50 am UTC (link)
	[Continued laughing and immature snickering.] Oh, no, I think you could. You're not that great, I'm sure. The right toy and a box of chocolate could outdo you any day, Constable Cock- [she bursts out laughing, almost unable to finish] -bi-hi-hiiiiite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)