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Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West ([info]wickedwicker) wrote in [info]bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-28 16:03:00

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Entry tags:beauty, big bad wolf, christine daaé, cinderella, dr. watson, dracula, ichabod crane, john seward, peter pan, phantom of the opera, plot: forums only, rapunzel, red riding hood, scheherazade, snow queen, sultan's daughter, vasilissa, wicked witch

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[Posted about 2 hours before sunrise.]

[There's a bit of silence before her voice begins. It's clearly tired, though she tries to hide her exhaustion with a wry tone.]

To all the people who are still awake - there's probably like two of you - let's play a game.

[She takes a long pause, trying to collect her thoughts.]

Let's hear what tonight has taught us all. If you learned anything, put it here. [She laughs, the sound tapering out into a whisper.] Make it good.


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[info]bookshelved
2010-05-29 02:08 am UTC (link)
Rule five - codependency is not love. [Determined] Rule six - you are not responsible for saving him.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-29 02:13 am UTC (link)
Ooooh, good ones.

Rule seven - unlearn Twilight. Rule eight - having a man doesn't render you incapable. Rule nine - don't expect him to take care of things, because he will do so wrong.

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[info]bookshelved
2010-05-29 02:17 am UTC (link)
Rule 10 - If he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-29 02:30 am UTC (link)
[Her voice is thick with giggles, making it quite clear that she has no real authority on this matter.]

Rule eleven - "I love you" during doesn't mean "I love you" after.

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[info]bookshelved
2010-05-29 02:34 am UTC (link)
[As a protected merchant's daughter, Beauty has no experience in these matters either, but she reads and therefore considers herself an expert. Also, she does not know what Twilight is, but she feels sure she hates it.]

Rule twelve - 'I love you' after only counts if he says it after a full 12-hours of recovery time.

Rule thirteen - When possible, date someone outside the building.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-29 02:41 am UTC (link)
[Laughs hysterically, the sounds of a fist pounding against a solid surface heard underscoring her guffaws.]

Rule fourteen - when possible, date a toy instead of a boy.

[Bursts out laughing.]

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[info]sentinelstar
2010-05-29 02:44 am UTC (link)
[Through the wall as well, there's a bark.]

Will you shut up?

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-29 02:46 am UTC (link)
[She laughs even harder at this, and shouts loudly so that he can hear her through the wall as well as through the forum.]

You're just angry because you can be replaced by a piece of plastic and a battery!

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[info]sentinelstar
2010-05-29 02:47 am UTC (link)
[A pause.]

I cannot be replaced.

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[info]bookshelved
2010-05-29 02:49 am UTC (link)
[Laughs] She has a point, you know.

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[info]sentinelstar
2010-05-29 02:50 am UTC (link)
She doesn't.

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[info]bookshelved
2010-05-29 02:52 am UTC (link)
[Beauty doesn't know about vibrators, but she's not above pretending]

Quieter too, I expect.

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[info]sentinelstar
2010-05-29 02:54 am UTC (link)
You're making no sense.

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[info]bookshelved
2010-05-29 02:56 am UTC (link)
You do not agree with our rules?

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[info]sentinelstar
2010-05-29 02:57 am UTC (link)
I find they're none of my business.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-29 02:59 am UTC (link)
[Laughing still.]

He doesn't agree with them because he's never been held to them before.

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[info]bookshelved
2010-05-29 03:00 am UTC (link)
We should insist he abide by them.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-29 03:02 am UTC (link)
[Giggles.]

Find a woman that's willing to hold him to them, and we can print them out and staple them to his door.

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[info]bookshelved
2010-05-29 03:05 am UTC (link)
I can volunteer a redhead and someone by the name of Jane. In fact, I suspect they would both be perfect choices.

Can he handle two of them, do you think?

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-29 02:50 am UTC (link)
[Continued laughing and immature snickering.]

Oh, no, I think you could. You're not that great, I'm sure. The right toy and a box of chocolate could outdo you any day, Constable Cock- [she bursts out laughing, almost unable to finish] -bi-hi-hiiiiite.

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[info]sentinelstar
2010-05-29 02:51 am UTC (link)
You're insane.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-29 02:55 am UTC (link)
[Muffled giggling as she covers her mouth, continuing to laugh as she leans in, removing her hand in order to whisper into the microphone.]

You were insane first, inspector. I just followed your example, because you're my role model.

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[info]sentinelstar
2010-05-29 02:55 am UTC (link)
They do have asylums here, don't they?

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-29 02:58 am UTC (link)
[She continues laughing.]

You're in it, inspector! [Voice grows thin and weasely, an impression of something.] M-Martini, would you like to play with me? Martini! M-Martini, I want to play! [Bursts out laughing.]

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[info]sentinelstar
2010-05-29 02:59 am UTC (link)
[Frustrated sound]

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