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Tweak says, "hairy baby"

Vlad Drăgoi {Dracula} (nobleblood) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-27 00:33:00

Entry tags:

beast, beauty, big bad wolf, dracula, invisible man, john seward, jonathan harker, mina harker, plot: forums only, red riding hood, sleeping beauty, snow queen, sultan's daughter, van helsing

Voice, from P3
[The sound of furious banging against a heavy surface, followed by a series of snarls and words spoken in Romanian before he switches to English]

Who dares attempt to imprison Count Dracula? I have been tolerant of your inferior species for far too long - these walls cannot hold me forever, and when I am free, whoever is responsible for this will beg for death when I find them.

[The heavy sound of footsteps as he begins to pace back and forth] All of you will rue the day you crossed me, and this building will be mine, for you are merely mortal and I am superior; I will rule this pitiful place and destroy all who stand in my way.

[A pause] Mina, where are you? I can sense you, but these infernal walls will not yield.

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	sultana 2010-05-27 06:21 am UTC (link)
	He's a vampire. He sparkles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-05-27 06:27 am UTC (link)
	I have learned much over the years about the vampire, and about many other creatures regarded as mystical ... but I do not believe I have ever come across anything speaking of them as 'sparkling'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 06:29 am UTC (link)
	But that's what they do. It says so in Twilight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-05-27 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Is that a book? I don't believe I have ever heard of it ... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 06:33 am UTC (link)
	A book! [A pause] And something else. A movie? [She's not sure of what she's saying and there's a huff, as fabric rustles.] Everyone has heard of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-05-27 06:34 am UTC (link)
	I'm afraid I haven't. Do you know it? Perhaps you could tell me about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sultana
2010-05-27 06:37 am UTC (link)

Maybe...

[Clearly she enjoys an audience though and launches into her explanation. Even if she doesn't understand half of what she's saying.]

There's this girl named Bella and she moves to a town where vampires pretend to be humans. This guy, vampire - Edward becomes obsessed with her. And they pretend it's love. She falls in love with him and begs him to turn her and stuff. She whines a lot and he refuses because he's some abomination of sparkly pretty.

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	arcere 2010-05-27 06:40 am UTC (link)
	It's a love story between them? Why would she fall in love with him? What had he done - did he deceive her somehow? Is she quite sane? How have the people in the town not noticed the presence of the vampires? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Yup. [A yawn.] She's stupid. And it rains a lot - that's how they don't notice the sparkles. That's how they avoid the sunlight, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-05-27 06:44 am UTC (link)
	A sensible course of action, but not quite what I meant. A vampire presence would mean countless deaths. The townsfolk would notice that much, would they not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 06:46 am UTC (link)
	Oh. That. They're 'vegetarians'. [A snort.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-05-27 06:48 am UTC (link)
	They do not devour blood? How do they live, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 06:52 am UTC (link)
	It's animal blood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-05-27 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Curious ... not impossible, certainly, but ... then they must be dedicated to not harming human life? Such noble intentions! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 06:57 am UTC (link)
	[There's chewing again] I think the Dad's a doctor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-05-27 07:01 am UTC (link)
	I could not have imagined such a thing would come to pass. How truly admirable. What more do you know of this story? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Ummmm... Three books later, I think he fucks her and the baby eats her stomach and breaks her spine or something? Supposedly it was really gross. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-05-27 07:06 am UTC (link)
	[very long pause.] ... you are quite sure about this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 07:06 am UTC (link)
	I didn't read it, but yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-05-27 07:08 am UTC (link)
	I see. Perhaps I will investigate this myself. There are certainly a number of books here ... thank you for your time, Miss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 07:10 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome. [A very, very long pause.] He's a bit crazy, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-05-27 07:11 am UTC (link)
	[after a moment's silence] Hm? 'He'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Sparkles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-05-27 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps. But this is no surprise. Such evil is the work of things almost beyond human comprehension. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sultana 2010-05-27 07:20 am UTC (link)
	How evil is he? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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