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Tweak says, "Good hygiene is overrated."

blackwidowbite (blackwidowbite) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-04-03 12:34:00

Entry tags:

- network, clint barton, jane foster, natasha romanoff, nick fury, peter parker, peter quill, thor odinson, tony stark

Cognitive Recalibration
Still here. Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

I remember no one. (Joking. I remember up to a point.)

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	the_iron_man 2019-04-03 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Maaaaaaybe yeah I'm onto you. Someone else is gonna be onto you now. You better mic drop on that statement, since he's gonna read it. And then probably agree with you just to give me an eye twitch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackwidowbite 2019-04-03 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	We have a detente we worked out ages ago on that front. He is well aware already. Mmmmhmmmm. I would worry about the blood pressure on the both of you, but something tells me this has probably become normalized. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2019-04-03 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	I call cahoots! Yep. BP's all balanced out now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seeswithboth 2019-04-03 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Shenanigans is a word that doesn't sound like a 70 year old grandmother speaking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2019-04-03 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, shenanigans is one of those dual definition things implying mischief and silliness. So I call shenanigans on you, for you two being in cahoots. Which is straight up, unfiltered conspiracy and collusion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackwidowbite 2019-04-03 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Professional. Spies. It's our native tongue. What do you expect? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2019-04-03 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Cloaks and daggers. Spy vs Spy comics. James Bond. Instead there's more leather than a kink convention, some pirate's missing his eyepatch, and you're kicky and spinny all over the place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackwidowbite 2019-04-03 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Clearly all of that had gotten passe. We had to level up. It repels stains! And is fairly comfortable to move in. The kicky and the spinny are necessary for the fighting and stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2019-04-04 02:43 am UTC (link)

What's the max level? Does it go all the way up to level 99 and include badges for finding all of the explosive easter eggs in the game?

It's also as sweaty on the inside. I could make a stain repellent material that's comfortable to move in, and resists tears. And electric shocks. And bullets. In my sleep.

Let's face it. Fury likes perpetuating that whole BDSM Pirate persona. That's all.

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blackwidowbite
2019-04-04 02:52 am UTC (link)

The levels are infinite I would assume? Things get changed whenever the International Association of Spies and Wetwork reaches a majority consensus on what is old and tired in the profession

And you think we haven't already engineered that? Though, I wouldn't be against using your version any day now.

You'll have to take that up with him. I don't have a horse in that race.

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the_iron_man
2019-04-04 02:56 am UTC (link)

Wary of you now. Do you pay union dues? I want to think you pay union dues and that there's a really complicated way of exchanging money, involving taco vans and hand signals.

Well I gave you the last version and you took off with it. Not that I can blame you. I'm the one who gave you a headstart. God. Ross is such a sanctimonious prick.

Probably a good idea not to be in that race. Did you know he has 253 cat pictures?

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	blackwidowbite 2019-04-04 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes. The dues change from year to year. It's also some form of magic how they track you down to notify you of said dues. I think in the past that was one method. Well, this time I won't run too far? You'll be able to monitor and repair it on the regular. Pinky swear. Goose is rather photogenic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2019-04-04 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Now you're making shit up because I can't see Fury using magic to do anything. But because you pinkie swear, I'll overlook it. He is pretty cute. For a cat that probably tested gravity a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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