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Peter Quill is a Star-Lord. (thehoffs_twin) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-05-20 14:59:00

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- network, - spoiler, bobbi morse, bucky barnes, drax, gamora, jane foster, mantis, natasha romanoff, peter parker, tony stark

People of Earth
I am Peter Quill, also known as Star Lord, also known as a Guardian of the Galaxy (you're all very welcome).

Now. It's been a while since I've been on Earth but can someone let me know if thunderstorms that bring terrifying nightmares/visions a normal thing? Cause if not, what the fuck, not cool, Universe.

I would like to go back to my regular scheduled dreams of Pamela Anderson running in slow-motion. (I have no idea why Baywatch isn't a Universe Wide Thing, but it should be. Gold.)

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	the_iron_man 2018-05-21 09:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure Star Lad's plan was off the wall quirky enough that we won. Shawarma is how Avengers celebrate winning. There's no universe where that's not a thing. Since you're an Avenger? Shawarma. It's happening. Up until the glove. Then I woke up. Because STORM and Pepper was upset. Don't make me meet you in a library again. I'm talking to your aunt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private] __spiderman 2018-05-21 09:15 am UTC (link)
	But we didn't get the glove off? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private] the_iron_man 2018-05-21 09:20 am UTC (link)
	What. Why not. What happened. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private] __spiderman 2018-05-21 09:21 am UTC (link)
	The purple dude killed someone and it made the other Peter really mad and punched him. I was so close, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private] the_iron_man 2018-05-21 09:23 am UTC (link)
	WHAT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private] __spiderman 2018-05-21 09:25 am UTC (link)
	You didn't see that bit? ~~Better not tell you the bit where the purple dude dropped a moon on you, huh.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2018-05-21 09:33 am UTC (link)

THE. FU---uuuudge is this about? ~~I'm dropping all the f bombs in real life right now.~~

No? I did not SEE this bit, kid.

Here I was, feeling pretty good about our chances, and now you're telling me we didn't get the glove off? So Captain IQ up there punched Grimace over one FREAKIN' person dying, when we were trying to save trillions?

Great. Just great.

Lemme guess. "Where is Gamora?" Am I right or am I right?

Who just happens to be one of my freakin' security guards at Stark Industries right now. That worked out weirdly.

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	[Private] __spiderman 2018-05-21 09:35 am UTC (link)
	So you didn't see the bit after either, huh. Yeah, you're right. And, uh, also Why is Gamora? I don't understand that. Or who that dude was. I'm glad she's alive here. She'll stay that way, right? Do you think she knows she's dead? What does that even mean? How do we tell her she's dead? Do we tell her? I don't understand what's going on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2018-05-21 09:46 am UTC (link)

No, I didn't. ~~That's probably why I still feel like a freight train is about to hit me and I'm stalled out and trapped on the tracks.~~

I don't know. I'm gonna find out. And stay on the lookout for any Norse Gods of Mischief that have gone missing. Apparently Thor's lost his little bro. Hence that ground-pounder lightning fest.

I don't understand it entirely either. I think, and this is just me guessing so don't get freaked because our resident stubborn ass wizard is quiet? I think the other universe might be failing. Since we're on a similar collision course, we need to swerve to avoid it. Best guess.

I'm gonna text Gamora and ask her why.

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__spiderman
2018-05-21 09:48 am UTC (link)

Yeah, see I saw just after that but then the storm woke me up and the hairs on my arm won't settle down and I can't shake the feeling that something else is gonna come our way. I felt like this for a few days before that dream. You think I'm gonna get more dreams?

Mr Strange? Yeah, he's not said anything yet. That's a bad thing, right?

Loki's gone missing? Why would he go missing?

Can we avoid it? We can avoid it, right? I don't wanna go the way of the other universe? Space was cool and all, but- actually, no, it wasn't. It wasn't cool at all.

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the_iron_man
2018-05-21 09:58 am UTC (link)

Yeah, Dr. Strange. I think we probably will, yeah. I can't say for sure until Dumblesnore shows up and starts spouting esoteric crap about the universe and magic and balloon animals again. That he hasn't seems to be a bad thing. In that dream, he looked like he was scrambling his brain looking at the future.

Putting two and two together from the grown up chat, and I MEAN IT that you are not to go spewing this around after I tell it to you, do you understand? He might have an infinity stone. Someone I trust said he doesn't think he's up to anything bad but who knows. I don't think someone gets the mantle 'God of Mischief' without pulling a few fast ones.

Space isn't cool. Established fact.

And I want you to know that am going to do everything I can to avoid it. I know everyone will do what they can too. I don't want you to worry. The statistical probability of that exact same scenario happening here is nearly impossible.

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