[Loki]

Where are you? Come home immediately.

[Sif]

Sif, if you're not at home can you please make your way there immediately. We all need to talk. If you see Loki, bring him with you.

Something has happened and I-

I need to see talk to you.

[Val]

I had... something happen. I don't know if it's something I developed when my father died or if it is to do with the parallel universe we are in, but I would welcome the chance to talk to everyone and to make sure you are all okay.

[Bruce]

Banner, did you- I'd like to check that you are okay?

[Dr Strange]

I believe I have identified what the ill feeling is. It would seem the universe that we came from has experienced significant changes.

How long before ours catches up? Or, indeed, will it catch up?

[Steve & Tony]

My apologies for the storm. It shan't happen again.

Okay, who went and pissed off Thor?

Nat - I think we're going to need some new lightbulbs

I am Peter Quill, also known as Star Lord, also known as a Guardian of the Galaxy (you're all very welcome).

Now. It's been a while since I've been on Earth but can someone let me know if thunderstorms that bring terrifying nightmares/visions a normal thing? Cause if not, what the fuck, not cool, Universe.

I would like to go back to my regular scheduled dreams of Pamela Anderson running in slow-motion. (I have no idea why Baywatch isn't a Universe Wide Thing, but it should be. Gold.)