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Peter Quill is a Star-Lord. (thehoffs_twin) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-05-20 14:59:00

Entry tags:

- network, - spoiler, bobbi morse, bucky barnes, drax, gamora, jane foster, mantis, natasha romanoff, peter parker, tony stark

People of Earth
I am Peter Quill, also known as Star Lord, also known as a Guardian of the Galaxy (you're all very welcome).

Now. It's been a while since I've been on Earth but can someone let me know if thunderstorms that bring terrifying nightmares/visions a normal thing? Cause if not, what the fuck, not cool, Universe.

I would like to go back to my regular scheduled dreams of Pamela Anderson running in slow-motion. (I have no idea why Baywatch isn't a Universe Wide Thing, but it should be. Gold.)

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	biology_degree 2018-05-20 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	What's an infinity stone? Oh. Well, you'll have to ask Tony Stark and the Avengers for your Saved the World superbowl ring. If you want skin with no substance, look up Cinemax. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thehoffs_twin
2018-05-20 09:32 pm UTC (link)

It's this badass energy deal thing that gives its user unimaginable power and ability. A Bad Thing when that person is evil.

Who are these Avengers? I doubt they're as cool as me and my loyal team.

Is that like Netflix? Which, by the way, is super awesome, and something I now can't live without. Not the number one thing, because that would be Gamora, duh, but second on the list..or maybe third. My zune is pretty important.. okay! List is: Gamora, Zune, Netflix, Twinkies, humanity. Yah. That's good.

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	biology_degree 2018-05-20 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	What did you do with it? Can I watch when you tell Iron Man that you're cooler than him? Because that will require beer and popcorn. Cinemax is a pay cable channel like Starz, HBO, Showtime, etc. They're notorious for have soft core on after a certain time which is why their nickname is Skinemax. I take it Gamora is your girl? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2018-05-20 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Still don't know who that is, but I'm definitely better. That name seems vaguely familiar... Cable is so cool. We had like four channels before! And yes ma'am :D (emojis are so cool) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-05-20 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	So you're saying you were irresponsible for something that could kill anyone just by touching it? Wow. Who let you off your leash, again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2018-05-21 12:38 am UTC (link)
	I'll have you know that I'm a fully grown adult, thankyouverymuch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-05-21 01:04 am UTC (link)
	So is Stark. ~~And look how that shook out~~ So where is this stone now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2018-05-21 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Lady, I don't even know who you are. You think I'm going to tell you that?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-05-21 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Bobbi Morse. Agent of Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division...or SHIELD. Call sign: Mockingbird. And in case you haven't noticed Star Lord? We're kinda in a crisis so playing nice with others would be a great idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2018-05-21 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Blah blah blah words important blah blah blah acronyms don't mean anything to me blah blah blah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-05-21 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	LOL I like you. E=====D-- (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2018-05-21 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DICK??? I can do tits. ( . Y . ) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-05-21 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO Yep! (__i__) (Reply to this) (Parent)

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