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Christine is thinking unflattering thoughts (ohgodno) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2021-01-14 15:31:00

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- network, christine palmer, darcy lewis, nick fury, peter wisdom, remy lebeau, sam wilson, stephen strange, tandy bowen, tony stark, wanda maximoff

First Aid Training
Hey guys!

So here's the reality -- I am your only medical doctor right now. Stephen counts technically but we all know he has horrible bedside manner, and I'm much more approachable. I am worried that in the event of a whatever (which could be anything because reasons), we don't have any field medics. For that reason, I'm offering a first aid course next week where we can go over some basic first aid, field dressings, and maybe amputations for those keeners ;)

Jokes aside, let me know if you're interested or if you have any prior medical experience. I could also use an assistant, nursing or admin, and I'm okay if you have no experience or are still a teenager. In fact, I prefer a teenager because they don't know labour laws yet. Haaaaaa, kidding again. Seriously guys, help me out here so I don't joke myself to death.

<3

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	doctor__strange 2021-01-15 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	You're right on the verge of dad jokes. [private] It's always better in person. See if Nick can cover for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodno 2021-01-15 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	And yet no children to foist it on. Sadness. [private] Nick? Isn't he a director? And do I even have any authority to say anything to the man? I mean, a conversation is one thing but a request... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Christine/Stephen doctor__strange 2021-01-17 11:58 am UTC (link)
	Imagine juggling kids and your work ethic. If he is, I hope the rest of the admins know by now about how inept he is. You've covered for him before when he was about to pronounce a patient dead, when they could be saved by pulling a bullet out of their head. Which I did. Because you asked for my second opinion over his inept opinion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Christine/Stephen ohgodno 2021-01-18 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	I always picture that scene in Despicable Me, where he puts candy in the dog food bowl. That seemed like a great idea to me. Well, you know how it is -- it's all in who you suck up to. He's also surrounded himself with competent people...which actually, I could ask one of those competent people to help. I hate asking for help though. Blah. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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