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Tweak says, "OOOOOO....SHINEY"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-11-07 15:21:00

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- network, bruce banner, carol danvers, illyana rasputin, jane foster, natasha romanoff, nebula, peter parker, shuri, steve rogers, tandy bowen, tony stark

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Yeah well. That happened.

Fine, maybe I shouldn't have nanobot'd a suit of armor into my bone marrow. But like I told her, there's no takebacksies now that it's in there.

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	the_iron_man 2020-11-08 12:18 am UTC (link)
	No one told me no. I was unsupervised. [Bruce] It seemed like a good idea at the time. So I took a shit ton of Advil and went for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2020-11-08 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Hmmm. Where was I? [Tony] We're running scans so I can see if you did damage to yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2020-11-08 12:28 am UTC (link)
	I'll take "trying to get you and Steve buff again" for $1,000. [Bruce] I triple checked the programming and there was plenty of room because I made room. It's the getting the suit rammed out of my bones through my pores part that's kinda ouch. But that's why I added non-addictive pain numbing injections into the suit if I need it. Bases covered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2020-11-08 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Of course. [Tony] Yeah, that doesn't make me feel any better about this, Tony. What were you thinking? Why didn't you talk to me first? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Bruce

the_iron_man
2020-11-08 01:01 am UTC (link)

I had Friday run scans and she can dump you all that data.

I knew you were busy trying to fix whatever happened to you two in Genosha. I knew she'd say no and everything in me was saying yes, so I tried it and hey, it worked on my arm. And then a leg. Then the other leg. And my other arm. So I thought "Why not go balls to the wall and finish?"

And I'd feel great if I wasn't getting divorced. It detoxed my liver. It's like I'm in my twenties again. Just in time too, because I am cracking into a super expensive bottle of scotch right now.

We should get this rammed through the FDA faster so it's out there for treatment.

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	Tony wontlikemeangry 2020-11-08 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Let's wait and see if there are any long term effects. Do you want me to talk to her after I look over the data? Maybe it will help? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Bruce

the_iron_man
2020-11-08 01:09 am UTC (link)

I'll do a daily scan if it'll make you feel warm and fuzzy.

Talking to Pep won't help. I think we said everything we needed to say about it. Luckily Morgan was in daycare when that happened.

I mean, never say never? Maybe one day she'll forgive me. But this was the straw that broke the mecha-camel's back for her. She's not into self experimental super science like we are. With varying results.

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	Tony wontlikemeangry 2020-11-08 01:10 am UTC (link)
	It would be a start. Okay. I am sorry. What can I do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bruce the_iron_man 2020-11-08 01:18 am UTC (link)
	I don't think there's anything that anyone can do. I just need to get back on my feet again. Maybe get out there and do that whole mid-life crisis newly divorced rebound thing. Wanna be my wingman? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony wontlikemeangry 2020-11-08 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely not. Take Steve. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bruce the_iron_man 2020-11-08 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely yes. This is a great idea and you know it. We're going to get you right out of your lab coat, big boy. I'll set something up for next weekend. Don't make any plans. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony wontlikemeangry 2020-11-08 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Tony. No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bruce the_iron_man 2020-11-08 04:34 am UTC (link)
	You say no but I always sense this little undercurrent of secret yes. This is what friends are for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony wontlikemeangry 2020-11-08 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't matter what I say, does it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bruce the_iron_man 2020-11-08 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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