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Tweak says, "why is there bacon in the soap"

greenspace (greenspace) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-09-16 20:45:00

Entry tags:

- network, gamora, illyana rasputin, nebula, peter quill, sam wilson, tandy bowen

Just an update on "Mission learn about Terran culture"

Swayze is still better than the Bachelor. Sorry Darcy, I tried.
I have met Earth's greatest hero, and his name is Skywalker.
Modern art makes me feel like stabbing something with my sword. Next time I get the bright idea to go to a museum, we can visit the Collector.
Crepes are the best invention on this planet. Change my mind.
Sam, you were right about communicating. But I was not prepared for how difficult it is.

Star-Lord

So you distracted me yesterday, and I never asked. Are you going to tell me about this job you're working on with Stakar?

Nebula

Do you know what exactly sisters are supposed to do? Like do we talk about feelings? All we've ever done is fight and hate dear old Dad. So I guess we actually did a lot of talking about feelings.

Dr. Palmer

How much do you know about alien physiology? I need some medical advice and feel like it might not be in my best interests to steal the spaceship to see an intergalactic physician.

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	Christine/Gamora ohgodno 2020-09-17 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Sooo the quick answer is I know very little about alien physiology. The even faster answer is I love learning and am happy to talk to you about anything. I can also always consult with Stephen for anything if I need to but just know that that would be done in the strictest of confidences, and he wouldn't learn anything personal. How can I help you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Christine/Gamora greenspace 2020-09-17 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	I need to figure out if Terran birth control will be effective on my physiology or if I need another option. Because I know that Celestials are compatible to parent offspring with any species and my life is not compatible with growing a tiny Peter Quill in my body right now. One is all I can handle at the moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Christine/Gamora

ohgodno
2020-09-17 09:45 pm UTC (link)

Ahhh ... well. I mean ... huh.

Okay. Incoming medical conversation.

As long as you have the same parts as humans do, and your gestation/sexual organs are relatively the same, there's some things we could use since they're really more about preventing implantation and killing sperm.

That being said, I don't know much about Celestials, and well, in the immortal words of Jeff Goldblum, "Life uh...finds a way".

Also note that nothing is 100% effective even for humans ...although. Hmm.... Okay. There's things that are effective for MALE earthlings that are totally reversible...that might actually be easiest... if he's willing to have a little snip and tuck...

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	Christine/Gamora greenspace 2020-09-18 12:04 am UTC (link)
	I am uncertain about my internal anatomy. I have never had any reason to be concerned about gestation before now. Also there was quite a bit of body modification inflicted upon me as a child.... I don't know that a suggestion of cutting his genitals is going to go over very well.. They seem very important to men. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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