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Tweak says, "Say 'Moosey Doom'!"

Thor Odinson (tordenguden) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-02-20 09:16:00

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- network, christine palmer, jane foster, loki laufeyson, michelle jones, sif, stephen strange, steve rogers, thor odinson, tony stark, wanda maximoff

Friends.

I have been lax and remiss in my communications with you all, for which I sincerely apologize.

Rather than message you all individually, and then forget to answer, I thought this easier:

I am returning to Tonsburg. And as I type this, I wonder -- did I remember to even inform anyone other than my brother and his wife that I was no longer living there...

As mentioned before -- I am lacking in my missives.

I have also been lacking in my training and need to get back into this. I thoroughly encourage all potential sparring opportunities. Stormbreaker and I would be appreciative of it.

And as always, guests are welcome and encouraged. Come to my home. I have food. And coffee. And poptarts. And other things. I don't remember all that is in my cupboards. But there is plenty.

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	locked private doctor__strange 2020-02-21 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	It should be easier for everyone to get back and forth from the Tower, after I install something more permanent. You know taking time for yourself is important or else you can't continue working at peak efficiency. Find someone to cover for you and go to the party. You know where to find me, after that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private ohgodno 2020-02-21 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Portals always make my stomach hurt ...but I am assuming the hammer travel thing would be worse. And I'm not flying to Norway... sigh. I know....they just really need me here too. But I want to see Wanda and smell her babies... I'll be drunk. And you know how drunk Christine gets. If you open a book in front of me, it'd better be the Kama Sutra. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private doctor__strange 2020-02-21 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	This would be just like walking through a doorway. There's a set of doors in the Sanctum that have a dial to choose different destinations. That's what this is, but it will be set to only one location. Smelling babies. Riiiiiight. And then you mention the Kama Sutra. I have a book that is beyond that. Go big or go home, Christine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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ohgodno
2020-02-21 09:34 pm UTC (link)

Okay. I can handle that ... maybe. Can I come over and test it out? So that I know if I need gravol or not? Stupid motion sickness...

Uh yeah. Smell babies. Nuzzle chubby thighs. Hand them back when they go to puke or need to be changed.

Size doesn't always matter, Stephen. Not that you need to worry about that but still.... and now my mind is gone. When was our trip? Because wow. Has it really been that long ...

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doctor__strange
2020-02-21 09:42 pm UTC (link)

Get some ondansetron. Much more powerful for fighting off nausea and vomiting.

Currently thinking that's both weird and wise at the same time.

It's been a while and we've both been busy. If you need me to portal in to get you after you're blitzed and bring you back home, text me. That book can wait until you're sober enough to realize how much hot yoga is involved.

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	locked private ohgodno 2020-02-21 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	of gastroenteritis. It's not very effective against motion sickness. Come with. See the boys. Get your fill of children for another year. Or how about this weekend, when I'm sober, we get a test run in? Also, that is probably the most unsexiest way to say 'hey, nice brain, wanna fuck?' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private doctor__strange 2020-02-21 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	It's chemotherapy and radiation therapy grade, or for nausea after surgical anesthesia. It blocks chemicals related to nausea and vomiting, no matter what's causing it. I'm working on something but I'll stop in to see them soon. When you put it that way, my brain thinks that might not be such a bad idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private ohgodno 2020-02-21 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be honest, I've never used it and never thought about getting it prescribed. I'll keep it in mind. <3 Sounds good. For once, I agree with your brain and these last five hours of my shift are going to drag on. Also, my comment above about ondansetron? Purposefully wrong as foreplay. Correct me some more, Stephen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private doctor__strange 2020-02-21 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	If I wasn't tracking down some rogue gremlins in the subway system, I'd correct you more. It's effective for off label labyrinthitis issues too, although it's pricey. Think about it or trying 25 mg of Meclizine if Dramamine isn't cutting it. I'm nearly 100% certain this more stable doorway isn't going to make you vomit. I'll hold your hair back if you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private ohgodno 2020-02-21 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	The minimal caring you do is so hot. One day, you'll do more than a basic feeling human would, and it'll blow my mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private doctor__strange 2020-02-21 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	It's a special talent I provide for free. Lucky me that it's one of your many turn ons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private ohgodno 2020-02-21 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	I can't help it. You're my emotionally distant salmon. And I love salmon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private doctor__strange 2020-02-21 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	I think you like parades that get rained on. If those parades are about salmon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private ohgodno 2020-02-21 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	I also like flies in my chardonnay. Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private doctor__strange 2020-02-21 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	All right, Alanis. When you pack for New Asgard, don't forget your ten thousand spoons when all you needed was a knife. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private ohgodno 2020-02-21 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	There is no way that Asgard has no knives. They might be very receptive to my spoons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private doctor__strange 2020-02-21 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	That's one way to look at it. Maybe you have a bright career as an ambassador, giving spoons to aliens the world over. There are healers in New Asgard too. You could probably talk to one of their healers and learn more about Asgardian physiology. In case anything ever goes wrong in New York and one of them needs treatment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private ohgodno 2020-02-21 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm perky enough to do it. ....... ..... .... omg would they let me into their medical centre??? COULD I READ THEIR BOOKS?? WOULD THEY LET ME WATCH A PROCEDURE?!?!?! WHO DO I NEED TO SCREW FOR THIS TO HAPPEN?? IS IT YOU?!!?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private doctor__strange 2020-02-21 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure they won't let you touch their equipment. We're not high and mighty enough for that. And I think their head healer is an older woman. But if it makes you feel better, I'll say yes. It's me. I should have the last gremlin tracked down around 8 tonight, so there's no derailments. I'll stop by your place after I'm done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private ohgodno 2020-02-22 12:03 am UTC (link)
	I mean ... I did go to Berkeley for a bit. I can do a girl. Yes please. And if I'm asleep? Wake me up for tea. I always want tea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vr8LMgGr-M (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked private doctor__strange 2020-02-22 12:10 am UTC (link)
	I should have been more clear. A wise but aged woman. Nice code word. All right. I'll wake you up for "tea." I'll see you later, Christine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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