Hi, new Asgardian lady that I'm meeting on the internet. I'm Tony Stark, Man of Iron, or whatever it is that Thor calls me when he's talking like a Medieval Times dinner show.
I really need to take you guys to Medieval Times. You'd love it. I made my then-girlfriend sit through it once and she wanted to kill me, but I was still in school so it's not like I knew great date locations. I mean, she tried to strangle me later when I was too drunk to defend myself and I wasn't giving up dad's security codes. That was a legal snafu. Along with the whole, "Hi, you're hot, but corporate espionage isn't cool."
P.S. - Hi. Don't kill me. I'm getting married next month. Wanna invite?