Porn and Cupcakes

For the days when everybody around her seems to have forgotten she's a girl underneath the overalls and the automail grease -- right along with how they've forgotten that automail isn't meant to be used as a sledgehammer, a battering ram, a train emergency brake system, or any of the other dozens of gear-shearing bad ideas that have been thoroughly tested out by assorted stubborn blonde idiots over the years...

Winry's Thirty Second Busted Up Automail Gunk Cleaner Hot Chocolate Fondue
( Ready in 30 seconds for emergency use. )

Yes, it's been one of those months...

Hi! I discovered this through chibiritsuchan's journal. These divine brownies are delicious, and I feel that Aeris would love them. And since Aeris is Certa, of course there can be Lifestream cooking. Right?

( Who says there's not cooking in heaven? )



Adapted from “Martha Stewart’s Cookies”

Greetings, all!

I was directed here by chibirisuchan on account of a dessert I felt the need to make after reading this fic by bloodparade over on LJ. It put the idea of a chocolate-covered Cloud firmly in my head. This particular combination is not readily apparent on the internet, but it stands to reason it might exist already somewhere. Nevertheless, here's my tribute to FFVII's fandom bicycle. :p

( Chocolate-Covered Cloud )

So there's my not-quite-first fandom dessert. I made a Sephiroth gingerbread man three Christmases ago but he didn't last long. >_> Nice to be here with you all and I look forward to cooking and tasting whichever lithe bishy recipe you all offer up! XD

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Hetalia Cookie Recipes Edition one: America and England


England’s Shortbread Biscuits

( a little less than forty percent butter )


America’s Kitchen Sink Clusterfucks

( as long as you've got four or five cups of STUFF )

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Appa-inspired cupcakes!


Yip-Yip!

Recipe is mostly worksafe-ish. Accompanying fic isn't, really.

( Agent Orange Cupcakes )

( Frosting )

( Candied Orange Peel )

Inspired by That One Scene, of course.

( Before destroying Shibuya )

( After destroying Shibuya )

It's amazing, the number of things you can get processed and ready-made and instant in Midgar. How much fancy stuff you can make just by adding (filtered, or better yet bottled) water to something out of a box.

Tifa's never liked any of it. Sure, you might be able to make caramel-swirled glazed brownies and frothy pudding with flavor names that are hard to pronounce just like that, but it feels...cheap, somehow. Her versions, the recipes she brought with her from Nibelheim, are plainer and less fancy, and they do take more work, but she swears up and down they taste better, too.

( cake brownies )

( pudding )

Hello! First post here so I hope my coding is on par. ^_^

These are tricky to make this time of year, what with the trouble of getting fresh cranberries after January 1, but they are delectable. Scruffy around the edges and handsome in a roughed-up kind of way, but chewy and spicy with bursts of hot sweet ginger and tart cranberries. An excellent cookie for your Christmas gift tins. If you chop the cranberries super fine in a food processor, the cookies will have a pink tinge, but half-chopped cranberries will give you little blood-drops.

( Basch fon Ronsencookies )

Before beginning, ensure that the oven's temperature is set to 350 F. You will require, by way of equipment, a hand mixer and a jelly-roll pan (or else a 13x9 pan), the latter greased and floured.

The ingredients are as follows:
1 package super-moist yellow cake mix
1 cup creamy peanut butter
1/2 cup brown sugar, densely packed
3 eggs
1 cup water
1/4 cup vegetable oil
12 oz. chocolate chips, divided in half - better if they be the miniature variety, but ordinary chips will do if the miniatures are unavailable.

With the mixer, beat together the sugar, cake mix, and peanut butter until crumbly. Be sure to scrape the sides of the bowl well. Do not permit any stray Dark Knights to steal the crumbly mixture. Set aside 2/3 cup of the crumbly mixture for later.

Mix in eggs, water, and oil, beating until smooth and creamy. Add half the chocolate chips. Pretend you do not notice if any White Mages present have been nibbling on the chocolate, and certainly do not watch them lick their fingers.

Once well-mixed, pour the batter into your pan. Scatter over the top the remaining chocolate chips, and the reserved cake mixture. Chase Dark Knights out of the kitchen when they attempt to lick the bowl before you ae fairly done.

Bake at 350 degrees for 25-30 minutes if using the jelly-roll pan, or 40-45 minutes if using a 13x9. Allow to cool somewhat, and ensure that the lady is served the first slice, with cold milk.

(x-posted: personal journal)

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( Heat's Red Devil Cake )


( Gale's Incomprehensible Kiwi-Lime Discs (or possibly hexagons) )


( Blueberries Foster ala Cielo )


( Raspberry-Chocolate Merengues by Argilla )


( Select Option )

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Chrono Trigger Cupcakes

For these, you will need to prepare batter for vanilla and chocolate cupcakes according to your favorite recipe. If you're making Magus' as well, set aside a little of each so you can marble them.

Chrono : Chocolate cupcake, chocolate icing, and a generous orange slice with the rind still on.

Lucca : Chocolate cupcake with SPRINKLES swirled in to the batter, vanilla icing, SPRINKLES SPRINKLES SPRINKLES on top, and a raspberry for show.

Marle : Vanilla cupcake batter with a little orange and brown sugar baked on top as streusel, white glaze.

Robo : Vanilla cupcake batter with pecans swirled in, chocolate glaze, a few sprinkles.

Ayla : Chocolate cupcake turned upside-down after baking, filled with vanilla icing and a chocolate kiss, then topped with chocolate glaze.

Frog : Vanilla cupcake batter with pistachios swirled in, vanilla icing, and white coconut.

Magus : Vanilla and chocolate swirled batter, vanilla and chocolate swirled glaze.

The desserts of Vagrant Story, like their FFXII counterparts, are all meant to be made from scratch; ornate; requiring delicate flavor combinations. In the spirit of the city itself, though, all of these desserts are wet.

Here is how I reckon the alcoholic content of a dessert:

If the spirits provide flavor alone, the confection is drizzled. For instance, the Kahlua glaze on the Balthier cake.
If the alcohol is enough to be tasted, and enough to cause a noticeable "buzz", the confection is doused.
If, were it not for the sugar content of the dessert itself, you could be advised to not drive home, the confection is drowned.

That warning in hand, I present,

Drowned Desserts of Leá Monde

( Ashley, Callo, Syd, John, Jan, and Romeo )-

Reposted.

Subarucookies and Seishiroucookies

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an almond. Then it’s dessert.

The following recipes contain many jokes that are in poorer taste than the eventual product. Also, image-heavy!


( Because whatever our boy is, it's not vanilla... )

Reposted from the journal.

 

( Balthier Kahlua Mousse Cake, insanely complicated, and reposted to boot. )

 

*edited by animarelicfrom life experience. Sorry about that!

 Pictures: Sheffiesharpe's version

( Basch is pie. )

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( Fran Marzipan )

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( I AM THE DREAD PIRATE COOKIE-CAKE! )

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( Penelo's specialty Pineapple Custard Tarts! Or Tart, singular. )

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( Ashe's Queen Cakes (nuts, nuts, nuts) )

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( Larsa Parfait with champagne )

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( Gabranth Brownies, aka. guerilla warfare of the tongue )

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( Vossler Cheesecake. )

here via Laylah and *____* I loooooooove the fact that this community exists. Recipes and fandom? At the same time? I am SO all over that. ♥♥♥♥♥

( Rambles here )

reposted from my journal ;3;

Cure-all Chocolate Loaf Cake

( ingredients )

( recipe )

We made these for the second time today -- the first time they lasted for about two days, between two people. ^^;

And what better thing to break in the asylum than, well, some cupcakes?

( isofon Fabre cupcakes )