Porn and Cupcakes

Archadian Judges Magister Prohibition Ice Cream Cocktails

Gabranth's Rule of Law:

In a blender, mix until uniform:

2 parts chocolate ice cream
1 2"-square brownie
a healthy dash of chili powder (forego this if you're using a Gabranth Brownie from the earlier recipe set)
a teaspoon of cinnamon
chocolate syrup
milk to balance

Before poured, add in:
2 shots of decent tequila

and blender it for three seconds.


Drace's Maces

Two scoops of vanilla ice cream in a dish, one larger than the other. Dress with two shots of goldschlager, garnish with gandied ginger and two piroulines.


The Ghis Fandango

You will require:

two shortbread cookies of at least three-inch diameter, one of these halved
rum raisin ice cream (or vanilla, with the caveat of providing your own golden raisins, a quarter-cup per serving)
good, solid rum

Layer as follows, in a saucer or bowl: the whole cookie; the ice cream; the rum, sufficient to soak the confection; the halved cookies, speared in at aesthetic angles.


Zargabaath's Coda

Fill a pint-glass a third of the way with vanilla ice cream. Prepare a very dry vodka martini atop it. Stir gently.


Fire and Ice the Bergan Way

Prepare a black-and-white milkshake. Fill the glass only half-way. Pour atop it a shot of peppermint schnapps and a shot of goldschlager. Do not stir. Drink from the bottom up, through a straw, quickly.


Zecht's Homeland Security

A dish of vanilla ice cream; honey; fresh sliced papaya; Bacardi; fire; bliss.

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