Porn and Cupcakes

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These are tricky to make this time of year, what with the trouble of getting fresh cranberries after January 1, but they are delectable. Scruffy around the edges and handsome in a roughed-up kind of way, but chewy and spicy with bursts of hot sweet ginger and tart cranberries. An excellent cookie for your Christmas gift tins. If you chop the cranberries super fine in a food processor, the cookies will have a pink tinge, but half-chopped cranberries will give you little blood-drops.

( Basch fon Ronsencookies )

. radishes, nine in total, with leaves trimmed and one inch of stem remaining
. parsley leaves, freshly picked, eighteen in total
. butter, three tablespoons worth
. cream cheese, softened, one tablespoon worth
. chives, minced, one and one-half tablespoons worth
. zest of lemon, freshly grated, one pinch worth
. tabasco sauce, to taste
. salt, to taste

Stir well together the butter, cream cheese, chives, zest, tabasco, and salt in a small bowl, using a fork.

Half each radish lengthwise. Arrange on a platter, halved-side-up.

Place a small mound of chive butter on top of each radish half, then top with a parsley leaf. Or, if you prefer, place the parsley leaf directly on the radish and then top with chive butter. They are eaten either way.

Chill and cover until ready to serve, if need be.

Archadian Judges Magister Prohibition Ice Cream Cocktails

Gabranth's Rule of Law:

In a blender, mix until uniform:

2 parts chocolate ice cream
1 2"-square brownie
a healthy dash of chili powder (forego this if you're using a Gabranth Brownie from the earlier recipe set)
a teaspoon of cinnamon
chocolate syrup
milk to balance

Before poured, add in:
2 shots of decent tequila

and blender it for three seconds.


Drace's Maces

Two scoops of vanilla ice cream in a dish, one larger than the other. Dress with two shots of goldschlager, garnish with gandied ginger and two piroulines.


The Ghis Fandango

You will require:

two shortbread cookies of at least three-inch diameter, one of these halved
rum raisin ice cream (or vanilla, with the caveat of providing your own golden raisins, a quarter-cup per serving)
good, solid rum

Layer as follows, in a saucer or bowl: the whole cookie; the ice cream; the rum, sufficient to soak the confection; the halved cookies, speared in at aesthetic angles.


Zargabaath's Coda

Fill a pint-glass a third of the way with vanilla ice cream. Prepare a very dry vodka martini atop it. Stir gently.


Fire and Ice the Bergan Way

Prepare a black-and-white milkshake. Fill the glass only half-way. Pour atop it a shot of peppermint schnapps and a shot of goldschlager. Do not stir. Drink from the bottom up, through a straw, quickly.


Zecht's Homeland Security

A dish of vanilla ice cream; honey; fresh sliced papaya; Bacardi; fire; bliss.

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Reposted from the journal.

 

( Balthier Kahlua Mousse Cake, insanely complicated, and reposted to boot. )

 

*edited by animarelicfrom life experience. Sorry about that!

 Pictures: Sheffiesharpe's version

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( Fran Marzipan )

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( Penelo's specialty Pineapple Custard Tarts! Or Tart, singular. )

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( Ashe's Queen Cakes (nuts, nuts, nuts) )

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( Larsa Parfait with champagne )

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( Gabranth Brownies, aka. guerilla warfare of the tongue )

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( Vossler Cheesecake. )