The QuibblerAugust 1980
Details on the Dark Army!
On 12 July 1980, our neighbors, the Weasleys, were attacked by the Dark Army. Most everyone in the family was hurt, and one child was kidnapped and is still in the custody of the Dark Army. Because of this attack,
The Quibbler has received details regarding the makeup of the Dark Army, and we felt it was our duty to correct our mistake and warn the wizarding public of this threat. The Dark Army is in fact, led by the werewolf Fenrir Greyback, and has a number of werewolves, vampires, banshees, and hags at its disposal.
For your own protection, we would like to offer up the general weaknesses of the creatures that are a part of the Dark Army. Werewolves are vunerable to silver: it burns their skin, even when they are in human form. Vampires can be killed by a wooden stake to the heart, and are vunerable to sunlight, so they usually only travel at night. An American witch has suggested in a recent publication that vampires sparkle in the sunlight, but dear readers, this is not the truth. Vampires will be severely hurt or even killed in the sunlight. Banshees have very short lifespans and are scared of fire, while hags are slow and stupid, but can occassionally display short bursts of speed.
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