Um...I'd be really cliche and say that I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore, but I'm guessing that's kind of overdone here.

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Alright, I need shopping assistants who can and will carry large amounts of boxes, bags, etc. and will not bitch. I'm willing to pay minimum wage and provide lunch at a nice restaurant to my minions lackeys helpers.

Sarah Connor?

This is weird. I have no idea how I got here. I was in South America looking in on a tip, and.. now I'm not. Please tell me I wasn't kidnapped by the bad guy again. Lex, I swear if you had anything to do with this..

Oliver? AC? Bart? Any of you guys here with me too? Any chance that one of you are here with some answers? heck, I'll even take the info from someone I never met, as long as I find out what's going on. I was kinda working on an important lead for 33.1 labs to blow up.