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[Sep. 3rd, 2008|06:42 am] |
[Not viewable to Anakin, except that he's a computer genius so it totally is]
ARGH! I don't know what to do with this stupid hair stuff! I wake up and it's... I miss my lekku. Somebody help me? |
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[Sep. 1st, 2008|03:47 pm] |
Okay... This is not good.
Has anyone seen my master? He was right here a second ago. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2008|08:12 pm] |
I need to get rid of a man.
Well, not get rid of him. I have family members that could do that. I mean, I'm married to him and no longer wish to be as he is ruining my life.
Again.
How do I divorce him? Quickly. I have lots of money and have no problem being destitute for the rest of my VERY long life just to make him GO. AWAY.
I feel ill.
EDIT: I need a divorce lawyer. |
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[Aug. 26th, 2008|06:15 pm] |
Kind of funny that this far into the future? Business is still good. |
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[Aug. 6th, 2008|03:40 pm] |
( Mira ) |
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[Jul. 29th, 2008|10:45 pm] |
Guess we'll double up the baby registry thing. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|06:37 pm] |
Damn, sure is good to scratch my balls pee standing up again.
Everyone doin' okay? |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|08:24 pm] |
Hmph. Never thought I'd see the day that I'd have tits that ain't the man-tit variety.
Boys? You even think 'bout laughin' and you'll be hurtin'. I'm not afraid of breakin' a nail.
( Mira )
[ooc: Yeah, I know that I probably did it wrong. But... I wasn't around for the gender swap plot. So if anyone has a big problem with this let me know. :P] |
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[Jul. 14th, 2008|11:44 am] |
( Bobby. ) |
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[Jul. 1st, 2008|05:04 pm] |
Well... I'm back. Looks like this place is still as crazy as ever.
Glad that Mira and I were away from what I've seen checkin' things out here.
( Sam, John, Che, Anne )
( Family ) |
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[Jun. 21st, 2008|03:27 pm] |
This is almost sorta funny. Got sucked outta Hell and landed in Vegas. Think whoever is in charge of things is trying to tell me something. Least the car I'm sitting in came with a laptop hooked into wifi.
Also found a wallet belonging to Elroy McGillicutty in my pocket. Which just might mean the alias I made up ten years ago when I was drinking Wild Turkey at the road house is real now. I'd think about it more but I'd rather find my boys, Bobby, even Ellen. Long as they're alive I don't much care where I am.
Is nice to not be in Hell though. |
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[Jun. 19th, 2008|09:54 pm] |
I've got an announcement.
First, congrats to my boy Dean on his engagement to Bela. Never thought I'd see that day.
Second, Mira and I are addin' new members to the family.
( pictures under this cut thing... ) |
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[Jun. 10th, 2008|09:45 am] |
On my way to New York.
Dean? You need me to bring anythin' else? Got Latin and the normal sawed off with rock salt rounds. Holy water?
Mira? Can't believe you ran off without me. I may be slower than you but I can still shoot.
If anyone needs help, give me your location and I'll try and make it to ya right quick. |
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[May. 28th, 2008|03:36 pm] |
Had a great night last night. How's everybody doin'?
Sam/Che - I'm on my way over.
Dean - Your ass better be out of bed by now.
( Mira ) |
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[May. 27th, 2008|11:03 pm] |
So having looked into it, I've made a decision. I'm going to open up a paranormal investigation agency. It'll be called the All-Seeing Agency and be based in California, but our investigations will be global. I've purchased a large warehouse and had it turned into a fairly casual office building, with a very large storeroom.
I am going to need people proficient with magic to put wards on this storeroom. I need all different kinds of wards. Pretty much any protective ward you can think of, for everything from artifacts to spirits to, I don't know, anti-violence wards or something. I want this place to be the magical equivalent of Alcatraz. ...Only without any fatal flaws that would allow a catastrophic jailbreak.
I'll also be interviewing investigators. Send resumes to [insert email address here]. I want to stress that this job could be dangerous. There may be monsters. I've encountered one bigger than a house...and he's not anywhere near being the king monster. If you're not willing to do a dangerous job, don't send in your resume. I can completely understand if you'd prefer not to go into danger, but I'm looking for people that are willing to do so for this job. You should also be aware that we may end up with stuff in the storeroom that could be extremely dangerous if it breaks the wards I intend to get put on it.
And of course, I'll be checking on each and every person involved, from the, uh...wizards? Mages? Magi? The people putting wards on the storehouse, all the way down to the guy that delivers the mail. |
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[May. 27th, 2008|02:07 am] |
I just got engaged.
I just got engaged.
How in the name of the Force does one plan a wedding on this planet? |
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[May. 26th, 2008|10:34 am] |
Glad we're back to somethin' that I'm used to at least. Got out of the POW camp and killed some evil Nazis. Turns out Nazis ain't that different then what I'm used to huntin'.
Wound up in Philly and I run a junk yard. Glad that's familiar.
( Dean and Sam )
( Mira )
( Anne, Che and Bela )
( Ruby ) |
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[May. 25th, 2008|11:44 pm] |
This is normal? Still weird. I'll adjust, I guess.
Katya, Atton, you two okay? Damsel? How're you holding up?
And what the hell's a "stewardess" and why am I supposed to do it? |
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[May. 24th, 2008|10:01 pm] |
Boys? Che? ...Ruby? Anne? Bela? Anyone?
Yesterday I couldn't figure out how to get the blasted computer to work on my spaceship. Today all I have is a worn looking notebook and a fountain pen.
The pictures of all of you that I talked to the other day are on the pages before. Does that mean you can read this? |
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[May. 24th, 2008|02:33 pm] |
Either that last bounty hit me way harder than he looked capable of, or I'm having an incredibly strange juma-induced dream.
Even though I don't drink, I'm hoping it's the latter. This ship is so clunky, I'm scared the engine's going to fall out the back. |
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