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[May. 23rd, 2008|10:50 pm] |
GUYSGUYSGUYS
I just realized something.
Maybe this next leap...will be the leap home!
This reference brought to you by the letter G, for "geek". |
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[May. 23rd, 2008|12:41 am] |
I'm in an airship. I live in an airship. Apparently airship technology works here! I have, like, a flying mansion! This is so much better than the first couple days. Not better than yesterday though. Yesterday was the best. |
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[May. 22nd, 2008|09:50 am] |
. . . What the hell is wrong with this place? |
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[May. 22nd, 2008|01:26 am] |
...Dude, I'm a pirate. And the entire crew is too scared of me to call me a freak. Apparently the last guy that did...well, apparently he's still around. They told me he's on the front of the ship. Not in the front, but on it. Seems I strapped his corpse to the...uh, front of the ship instead of a statue or something.
This is good. Means I don't even have to work to keep these primitives in line.
Hey, Candy? You okay? Any idea where you ended up? |
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[May. 20th, 2008|12:48 pm] |
Why do people keep saying this time period is interesting? I can't understand it. People are getting hung, drowned, stoned to death, and tortured because someone randomly decides they're a witch! This time period is horrible, the people are horrible, and I can't wait until they get the plague and die like the bigoted little insects they are! |
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[May. 19th, 2008|11:22 pm] |
Dear idiots in the past,
My sister is a witch. I'm not. Really.
Could you please stop trying to get into my cell? I'm getting really bored keeping you out.
Seriously, this angry mob thing is not what's it's cracked up to be. I wish the window were bigger.
Also, Alex, if you could be a good boyfriend and spring me from the joint, that'd be cool. Bars are sadly just as good at holding me in as keeping the others out.
( Alex ) |
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[May. 19th, 2008|11:25 pm] |
Oh. How droll. This again.
Perhaps if I turn enough of the idiots into frogs, they will stop trying to burn me for a witch, kill me as a demon, and oust me from my home.
Bah. |
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[May. 19th, 2008|11:51 pm] |
I - hard to write.
in stocks
witch
someone help
brit accnts
stoneng |
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[May. 19th, 2008|12:28 am] |
All I'm seeing is desert for miles.
It's okay though. No sandburn, or heat exhaustion. Why?
I look like a big granite freak again.
Fanfuckingtastic!
Anybody want to help a big rock freak out of a bad situation? Can't promise great company because I am fucking pissed but I can promise nobody will mess with you because I will beat them into oblivion. |
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[May. 14th, 2008|03:31 pm] |
( PIs ) |
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[May. 5th, 2008|08:52 pm] |
So what is there to do in Miami for a guy with no responsibilities and some money to blow? |
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[May. 2nd, 2008|01:16 pm] |
Hahahahah! I don't know what just happened and I don't even care, I don't look like a giant monster anymore! God it's good to be able to see myself in the mirror instead of an ugly hunk of rock... I'm not injured anymore either. Hah, fuck you Stryker, I hope you're rolling in your grave right now!
EDIT: ( X-people ) |
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