...Dude, I'm a pirate. And the entire crew is too scared of me to call me a freak. Apparently the last guy that did...well, apparently he's still around. They told me he's on the front of the ship. Not in the front, but on it. Seems I strapped his corpse to the...uh, front of the ship instead of a statue or something.
This is good. Means I don't even have to work to keep these primitives in line.
Hey, Candy? You okay? Any idea where you ended up?