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[Jan. 7th, 2011|07:36 pm] |
Okay, I know I just posted, but oh my god Hawaiian American Girl doll eeeee!
I'm going to totally end up not eating for a week but yeah, get ready credit card! |
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[Jan. 5th, 2011|10:54 pm] |
So far, 2011 is really fantastic. My resolution is more koalas. I don't know what it means either, but it sounds awesome, right? |
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[Dec. 31st, 2010|09:51 pm] |
Happy New Year's Day or Eve, depending on where you are. But either way, if any of my students drink and drive, I will personally kick your ass so hard you'll piss into a bag for the rest of your life. |
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[Dec. 14th, 2010|06:48 pm] |
I guess it is a little weird that I talk to the cadavers and sing to them. But you know what, you never know when a spirit might need some comforting. And maybe it makes the reapers laugh. They could probably use that. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2010|02:20 pm] |
... did I take another really long nap? Oops. And what's everyone all upset about? |
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[Dec. 5th, 2010|10:07 am] |
( Lilo ) |
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[Nov. 27th, 2010|09:29 pm] |
Yowza. Angels are ... super awesome at making out. Jeebus. Thanks, Gigi! I'm going to go ... lay down now. |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2010|10:29 pm] |
Am I right and is this American Thanksgiving the greatest holiday you humans have ever created? I mean. Watching your television, eating the foods you guys have created, and then sleeping it all off? No wonder the Pilgrims acted like fuckin' stoners.
Lilo, baby, you're not cookin', by the way. My girl should put her feet up on a holiday that seems meant for ... feet putting up time. |
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[Aug. 31st, 2010|06:32 pm] |
So, I made lots and lots of Yummy Casserole. More than enough for extras. Let me know if you're hungry. |
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[Aug. 26th, 2010|02:03 pm] |
That wasn't a summoning, and nobody died, so what's up?
Well, until someone lets me know what just went screwy, I'm going to go get some spongecake. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2010|02:26 pm] |
Hey, anyone want to be my guinea pig for new shading techniques? I won't charge you for whatever ink I put on you, because this shit's experimental, and I can't reach any other part of me that I want inked up.
Shit, I'll even throw in a sandwich.
Any takers? |
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[Aug. 20th, 2010|07:02 pm] |
Hey, Gabe. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2010|11:10 pm] |
Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
The word of God, ladies and gentlemen. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2010|09:44 pm] |
Hey, um, it's Gabe. A friend of mine thought I should remind people that I can also look like this. People who know their Christian shit probably know that I can take on a male or female form, so if I greet you lookin' like this, it's still me. Just, y'know. A lot shorter, with tits. |
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[Aug. 13th, 2010|02:12 am] |
So, uh. Hey.
I just got here, was heading home after doing the wings bit for a lady with twins. Can somebody, like, tell me what's what? I get that this isn't where I'm used to, and I know the Sovereign Lady's here, I can feel Her, but beyond that I'm kinda clueless. I don't know if my synagogue's here, or even where my favorite coffeehouse is. I need some help.
Oh yeah. I'm Gabriel, but most people call me Gabe. I'll probably meet a lot of you if I spend a lot of time here. |
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