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[Jun. 4th, 2010|12:43 am] |
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Has anyone seen my kids? It's possible I may have left them at the supermarket? Or maybe at the zoo? No...maybe at the park or a restaurant? Eh. I don't know. They'll turn up somewhere.
If you see them, let me know and don't touch Lex #2. She likes to bite. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|08:29 am] |
I've saved up enough to buy the new engine for my pet '54 Jag project, but portkeying to Vegas or Monaco, drinking and making bad life choices sounds a lot more fulfilling.
It's been a while since I did something amazingly bollocksed up. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|10:04 am] |
Well. Erm. This isn't Bellerophon.
This computer is antique, and I can't reach any of the ship's addresses.
I'd like to know who the hell is holding me here, and where the hell my sister is. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|10:24 am] |
I'm a bad, bad monkey. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|02:20 pm] |
Finally, some sun! Who wants to come swimming? It's been winter for far too long. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|02:23 pm] |
( Mephisto. )
I think I'm going to adopt another kitty. Would anyone like to visit the shelter with me this evening? Johanna? Johanna's young man? |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|04:47 pm] |
I thought I was winning that drinking contest last night. I mean I know I was, but I guess I overdid it and passed out, because when I woke up I was... here. Only I'm not sure where "here" is. Okay, I definitely don't know where the hell "here" is. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|05:19 pm] |
Well, that was a disappointing night. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|07:29 pm] |
Ladies and gentlemen, SHE SAID YES. I asked, and she said yes.
We're getting married. In Vegas.
Sam is going to be my best man. Family (that means you, team) and close friends are invited to join us at [chapel].
Hardison, Parker. Think you can steal us a banquet hall? With food. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|07:59 pm] |
A palace outside of Greece. Two places in London. One in New Jersey. One in Texas.
I think I need a house of my own. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|08:06 pm] |
When I return from Hong Kong, I'm going to get a dog. |
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