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[May. 31st, 2008|09:56 am] |
I appear to be lost. I was in my flat, and had no intention of being scooped up by some...thing. Yet here I stand. Somewhere in London, I think.
Well, a new experience is usually the best kind. My name is Tristan, and I'd be intensely grateful if someone would kindly tell me where I am. Or, more accurately, why I am. |
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[May. 31st, 2008|10:06 am] |
Well, since our fearless leader has disappeared from the face of the planet, I haven't got anything to do for like... the next twenty years.
Anyone feel like kicking off a jam session? |
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[May. 31st, 2008|01:40 pm] |
I'm so glad things are finally normal around here again. |
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[May. 31st, 2008|03:20 pm] |
So, chocolate cake is awesome, right? But so is chocolate pudding. And hell, while we're at it, so is chocolate ice cream. And whipped cream. And cherries.
But you know what's better?
When you put the pudding and ice cream and whipped cream and cherries in a blender and dump 'em on the cake.
Hey, Bela, c'mere, I wanna try somethin'. |
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[May. 31st, 2008|03:45 pm] |
I need a lawyer for some advice. One who doesn't mind an interesting story. |
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[May. 31st, 2008|05:15 pm] |
We made it through the upheaval of time-jumping. Not only did we make it through, we managed to acquire both an estate and a marriage.
Hattie has a point, though. I have no idea if I even have a last name, so we're not sure what hers or the baby's will be, either.
I'm just glad we made it through safely. I hope everyone else did as well. |
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[May. 31st, 2008|06:24 pm] |
( Pepper ) |
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[May. 31st, 2008|06:28 pm] |
At least it's good to know that London's still the horrible, steaming pit of diarrheal fluid it was when I died. Just less noticeably so.
Now, who'd like to inform a gentleman as to why he's here and not mouldering in a shallow grave? |
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[May. 31st, 2008|09:32 pm] |
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS SHIT?!
Tom, if you're behind this, I'm going to kill you. |
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[May. 31st, 2008|11:38 pm] |
I thought I fixed this once already.
Well then.
Perhaps someone can assist me with directions? I'm also finding it somewhat troublesome that I'm now in London, and fluent in English. Any assistance would be appreciated. |
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