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Catherine Hatshepsut Jackson-Knight (hattie_notqueen) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-05-31 15:45:00

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denny crane

I need a lawyer for some advice. One who doesn't mind an interesting story.

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	denny_crane 2008-06-01 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Denny Crane loves a good story. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-06-01 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	Is Denny Crane a practicing attorney? Because this good story is kind of a whopper. Involving property rights and car that's no longer a car. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-06-01 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Denny Crane's the best there is. Never lost a case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hattie_notqueen
2008-06-01 07:42 pm UTC (link)

Okaaaay, and you're Denny Crane?

Mr. Crane, there's a man who, before arriving here, was a very expensive car that belonged to a company that wielded a lot of power. Through a bunch of interesting circumstances, he now has the ability to be either a man or a car and well, we're wondering what claim someone might have on him. Or, you know, any offspring he might have. Basically, I'm wondering what kind of claim a company has on a sentient being that they created to learn and grow on his own.

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	denny_crane 2008-06-01 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	The one and only. Sounds easy enough. Bring any documents--contracts, titles and so on--by my office Monday morning. [Address]. My name's on the door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-06-01 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	We'll see you then. (Reply to this) (Parent)