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[The camera is centred on Iron Man, his faceplate up to show a slightly skeptical look somewhere above the lens that transforms suddenly into a smile that he turns on someone to his right before he is relaxing and focusing on his message] Welcome home, Avengers. Assuming you haven't broken this already, us losers you left back here on the East coast wanted to wish you luck and health and all that-- stuff-- but, you know, you've got plenty of that, what do you need us for? Look [points sternly at the camera] don't slack off. Hawkeye, keep them under control, you're the man of the house now. [He looks like he's going to laugh, but sobers and gives another glance to the side before continuing.] If it means anything at this point, just remember that being a capable leader means being patient and humble. Your team is beyond capable, not to mention attractive and smart, so don't forget to listen to them. [Pauses, searching the frame like he might see them beyond it, then looks between the two standing on either side of him, turning his hands up to welcome them to pick up the thread.]

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Nick hadn't left a message. He'd almost been too ashamed too and honestly he wasn't sure why he kept calling her. It wasn't like it mattered. He just felt genuinely bad about the whole thing. Surely, she should've realized something so ludicrous was not his doing. Well, not directly, anyway. So for what seemed the fiftieth time Nick called Felicia Hardy and this time, he actually left a voicemail.

"Miss Hardy? Nick Fury. Look, I want to apologize for the other night. It was, ridiculous. I'm sorry. It had nothing to do with you. I hope you can accept my apology. You don't have to call or anything. All right. Bye."

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