famUducker It's nearly V-Day which means my Dear Abby (don't judge I like her column!) is filled with whinney jack offs! I should give advice! #Whaambulance 3 hours ago |
Shut_D_Duck_Up Here to drop some truth bombs this Valentines week! #ShutTheDuckUp 3 hours ago Retweeted by famUducker |
cassthecupcake The windows won't open. I'm going to diiiiie in here. I don't know what he ate, but he needs to see a doctor. 5 minutes ago |
cassthecupcake Danny says there's pests in the office and we need to fumigate. Apparently I'm the pest, because he won't stop ripping ass. 10 minutes ago |
cassthecupcake I have a black eye. Not from heroing, but because Danny threw a door open in my face. 2 hours ago |
cassthecupcake Bad huy I was chasing got away. This is not my best day ever. 4 hours ago |
cassthecupcake Slipped on an icy patch. At the ER with a sprained wrist. 7 hours ago |
cassthecupcake Which I'm pretty sure I just failed. 9 hours ago |
cassthecupcake Overslept. Stuck in traffic in a cab, and I'm late for a history exam. #fml 10 hours ago |
fam_u_ducker Who's got two thumbs and is getting wedding cake next week! b^.^d This bitch! #BitchesLoveCake 3 hours ago |
famUduckerOh shit that thing I'm doing is in like two months and I don't have a dress...LOL #YOLO 3 hours ago |
famUducker @speedemon Gypsy wedding? Yes or yes? http://bit.ly/14n4uzX 3 hours ago |
famUduckerIn happier news picked my cake! :D Not gonna lie having a friend who bakes and gives me all the choices have gone to my head. My anthem? http://bit.ly/PJKCGp#BitchesLoveCake</font> 3 hours ago |
famUduckerFound out what "thirsty" meant...#UPSET</font> 3 hours ago |
famUduckerA student said I looked "thirsty" and the way he said it did not sound like he was concerned with my water consumption.#NeedAShower</font> 3 hours ago |
famUducker But let's RealTalk for a second. Something is busted in that area and the super has not been there to fix it in a year. Maybe it's time for some DIY?#RebuildDX 8:16 pm |
famUducker Soooo anyone else miss that one bar and like that one shop and like that one everything in DistrictX? Can't help but think mayor Potted Plant wouldn't have stood for this.#WhosInCharge 8:15 pm |
famUducker Ran across an apartment in District X, super depressed now because the rubble next to it use to have awesome coffee! 8:09 pm |
thedailybugle J. Jonah Jameson announces candidacy for mayorship of New York City on Cape Registration platform. 7:05pm Retweeted by ltlredcorvette |
ltlredcorvette Really? REALLY? 7:06pm |
ltlredcorvette I can think of some better options than Jameson. #TonyStarkforMayor, #SteveRogersforMayor, #NickFuryforMayor, #APottedPlantforMayor 7:08pm |
ltlredcorvette I need to stop reading their feed. He can't be for real. 7:12pm |
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