FFVII:DoC (Weiss/Rosso)
Title: Now Here’s Something We Hope You'll Really Like
Author: GuiltyRed
Rating: G
Warnings: crack
Word count: 824
Summary: Weiss discovers blackmail material on one of his lieutenants, but forgets the first rule of pwnage: he who deals it must be prepared to receive it back with interest.
Prompt: September 20 – #11. Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus, Weiss/Rosso: Roleplay - “Come on, say moose and squirrel.”
A/N: I have a pretty good guess who posted this prompt, as I seem to recall having this very discussion with two dear friends upon finding the dubbed cutscenes of Dirge. Something about the English dub going a leeetle overboard in the cheesy accent department. Not to mention the fur buttcape and the crotch bling. With thanks to Rene Russo who played Natasha Fatale in “The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle”, without whose good name much of this falls apart real damn fast. ^__^