Stormvale: In Character

Apologies to anyone who wanted a coffee this morning and found Starlord's closed. In related news, I found all the missing ice from the gas station. Someone piled up all the bags in the lobby and let them melt in the heat. It was like an ocean of gross, sopping plastic bags in there. And also I was wearing suede boots, which are now ruined and smell vaguely of old, soggy coffee grounds. I am never going to un-smell that.

Regular, DRY service resumes tomorrow morning, bright and early.