HP Wankfest 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Art: Sirius Black in Number Twelve, Grimauld Place with a House Tie
Title: Private Time at Number Twelve
Artist: its_art
Character: Sirius Black
Location: Number 12 Grimmauld Place
Prop: House tie
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Auto-erotic asphyxiation
Art Details: Done in Photoshop CS4
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is property of JK Rowling and her publishers. This can in no way be mistaken for her work, because of the presence of peen.
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( Private Time at Number Twelve [NWS Art] )

Tags: 2011 art

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Lucius Malfoy in Malfoy Manor with a Riding Crop
Title: Alone in the Manor
Author: aleysiasnape
Character: Lucius Malfoy
Location: Malfoy Manor
Prop: riding crop
Other Characters: -
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: light bdsm, au, wank
Word Count: 586
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything.
Author's Notes: Since this was my first time, I had fun writing this. Hope everyone enjoys it. Many thanks goes to my beta Songquake!

( Alone in the Manor )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 02:00 pm: Fic: James Sirius Potter at 4 Privet Drive with a House Tie
Title: Revenge: Best Served Sticky
Author: gryffindor_j
Character: James Sirius Potter
Location: 4 Privet Drive
Prop: House tie
Other Characters: Harry, Teddy, Draco (appearing in that order)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Nope.
Word Count: 4100
Disclaimer: I don't own James Sirius Potter, Harry Potter, Teddy Lupin, or Draco Malfoy, or any other character mentioned. Nor do I own the world in which they live. I just play in the world and help them play with themselves.
Author's Notes: Thank you awesome mods for bringing wankfest back and thank you for your patience. Thank you to my betas.

( Revenge: Best Served Sticky )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 02:00 pm: Fic: Katie Bell in the Broomshed with a Broom
Title: Free Ride
Author: ecchipiro
Character: Katie Bell
Location: Broomshed
Prop: Broom
Other Characters: Marcus Flint
Rating: R
Warnings: None that I can think of.
Word Count: 3500+
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters portrayed in this fanfiction. They belong to J. K. Rowling. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: Thank you, J, for jumping in as my beta last minute!

( Free Ride )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Art: Parvati Patil in Madam Malkin's Dressing Room with a WWW Daydream Charm
Title: Lavender's Pink
Artist: twilightsorcery
Character: Parvati Patil
Location: Madam Malkin's dressing room
Prop: WWW Daydream Charm
Other Characters: Lavender Brown, in a way
Rating: R
Art Details: Photoshop + tablet
Disclaimer: Parvati, the Weasley twins, and their deliciously naughty charm all belong to JKR. I only wish they were mine. [Characters depicted are over the age of 18. Even the imaginary ones.]
Artist's Notes: Yes, I know, the charms don't really work like this in canon. But the twins would totally think of this use for Version 2. Thanks to my lovely people (you know who you are) for all your support and help!
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( Lavender's Pink [NWS Art] )

Tags: 2011 art

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Severus Snape at Malfoy Manor with an Albino Peacock Feather
Title: Summer Heat
Author: luciusmistress
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Malfoy Manor
Prop: Albino peacock feather
Other Characters: Lucius Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1300
Disclaimer: Everything recognisable belongs to J. K. Rowling. No money is made by this piece of fiction.
Author's Notes: So, so much love to my wonderful beta! And thank you, mods, for running this awesome fest and for being so patient with me! :)

( Summer Heat )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Art: Albus Severus Potter in the Rose Bushes with a Candle
Title: Playing With Fire
Artist: thilia
Character: Albus Severus Potter
Location: Rose bushes (during Yule Ball)
Prop: Candle
Other Characters: //
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Pyrophilia, maybe?
Artist's Notes: No one asked Albus out, so he has some fun on his own... [Character depicted is of age/over 18.]
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( Playing With Fire [NWS Art] )

Tags: 2011 art

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Lavender Brown in the Hogwarts Dorms with a Golden Snitch
Title: The Best Kind of Friends are Golden
Author: luvscharlie
Character: Lavender Brown
Location: The dorm rooms
Prop: Golden Snitch
Other Characters: Ron Weasley, Parvati Patil
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Parvati Patil as sacrificial lamb, a very self-absorbed and flighty Miss Brown, fantasies of a young girl, wanking (rather redundant, that warning), twisting of canon by Lavender to make Ron like the coolest thing EVER.
Word Count: 4047
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine, but I'd sure like a letter to Hogwarts.
Author's Notes: Thank you L and M for the beta work. Funny how you start things and they go a completely different way than you intended. That one line at the beginning that is italicized is lifted straight from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban which I was listening to as I wrote this. Takes place during Year 6.

( The Best Kind of Friends are Golden )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Alastor Moody in a Ministry of Magic Lift with a Potions Flask
Title: (Self) Love In An Elevator
Author: ragdoll
Character: Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
Location: A Ministry of Magic lift
Prop: A potions flask
Other Characters: Rufus Scrimgeour
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Beating the bishop, attacking the one-eyed warrior, bludgeoning the beef steak, cranking the love pump, paddling the pickle, smiting the pink knight, etc. In a word: wanking.
Word Count: ~2500
Disclaimer: Not even remotely my characters. I just like to (self) abuse them.
Author's Notes: Hoorah for hp_wankfest! I had so much fun (self) abusing Moody here! I could not have done it without the help and support of R&R or L., all of whom gave me fantastic suggestions and allowed me to whinge at them both online and in person. L. was also a fantastic beta. Thank you, my darlings!

Title courtesy of Aerosmith. I know it's an Americanism, but somehow, "Love in a Lift" didn't seem quite as funny.

( (Self) Love In An Elevator )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Gellert Grindelwald in Florean Fortescue's with a Dragon Tooth
Title: The Uses of Dragon Parts
Author: kinky_kneazle
Character: Gellert Grindelwald
Location: Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour
Prop: Dragon Tooth
Other Characters: Albus Dumbledore
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Vague suggestion of D/s, use of food and inanimate objects as sex aids
Word Count: 1,800
Disclaimer: Everything recognizable is the creation of JK Rowling.
Author's Notes: Love to F for the beta.

( Gellert Grindelwald was fuming. )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 09:00 pm: Week 2 Roundup
Wow, can you believe we're halfway through National Masturbation Month already? How time flies when you're having fun, eh?

Below the cut you'll find a list of everything posted to Wankfest in the second week (plus a day *cough*). The roundup from Week 1 can be found here. Remember, there's lots of great art and all of the fics are short 'n' smutty, so if you're behind, you can definitely still catch up!

( HP Wankfest 2011 Week 2 Roundup )

We've still got some more very wank-worthy pieces to post, so don't roll over and go to sleep yet!

Tags: modly, roundup

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Art: Argus Filch in Snape's Office with Buttons
Title: Buttons. It's always the buttons.
Artist: tripperfunster
Character: Argus Filch
Location: Snape's office.
Prop: BUTTONS
Rating: R
Art Details: Pencil crayon and some photoshop pizzaz.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. [Filch is well over the age of 18. We're not sure about the buttons, though...]

( Buttons. It's always the buttons. [NWS Art] )

Tags: 2011 art

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Severus Snape in the Hogwarts Hospital Wing with a Probity Probe
Title: Sounding Out an Attraction
Author: songquake
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Hogwarts Hospital Wing
Prop: Probity Probe
Other Characters: Neville Longbottom (present) and others (not).
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: OBJECT OF LUST IS 17 YEARS OLD (though not a "participant"). Also: sounding, questionable morals, D/s fantasies.
Word Count: 3725
Disclaimer: Almost all the elements of this story were created by JK Rowling. What she didn't create was the kink. Because it couldn't be marketed to children if she had.
Author's Notes: Thanks to our mods for hosting this fest, to J for acting as my proxy, and to T for the super-quick beta! Also, thanks to all who read this, as strange a wank as it is :)

( Sounding Out an Attraction )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 09:00 am: Fic: Remus Lupin in Snape's Office with a Rubber Duck
Title: Rubber Ducky You're the One
Author: nimrod_9
Character: Remus Lupin
Location: Snape's office
Prop: Rubber duck
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 754
Author's Notes: Many thanks to the mods for bringing back Wankfest!
I missed it so!

( Rubber Ducky You're the One )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 09:00 am: Fic: Ginny Weasley at the Hogwarts Lake with a Wand
Title: Good Vibrations
Author: lunalovepotter
Character: Ginny Weasley
Location: Lake at Hogwarts
Prop: Wand
Other Characters: Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,923
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Thank you to my very busy, very fantastic betas for making this presentable. You are the best.

( Good Vibrations )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Art: Severus Snape in Knockturn Alley with Knickers
Title: Red Light
Artist: majmunka
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Knockturn Alley
Prop: knickers
Other Characters: none
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Art Details: Photoshop, photo references
Artist's Notes: Severus has a part time job in a special "shop". Night shifts only.
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( Red Light [NWS Art] )

Tags: 2011 art

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: George Weasley in Florean Fortesque's with a WWW Daydream Charm
Title: Do it now, Lick it good
Author: gin_tonic
Character: George Weasley
Location: Florean Fortesque's
Prop: WWW Daydream Charm
Other Characters: Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Word Count: ca. 850
Author's Notes: Many, many thanks to my very lovely beta!

( Do it now, Lick it good  )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 10:00 am: Fic: Bellatrix Lestrange in a Gringott's Vault with Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder
Title: In Darkness Found
Author: eeyore9990
Character: Bellatrix
Location: Gringotts vault
Prop: Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder
Other Characters: none
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: mild blood-play (it's her own and not the menstrual variety)
Word Count: 1,082
Disclaimer: The characters, props, and places mentioned in this fic belong to JK Rowling and associates.
Author's Notes: I cannot thank my beta enough for all her help. This fic would have been entirely unreadable without her superhuman efforts.

A huge amount of love for the mods, r_grayjoy and nehalenia, for their efforts to keep fandom wanking… the pervy way!

( In Darkness Found )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 10:00 am: Fic: Severus Snape in the Forest of Dean with the Sword of Gryffindor
Title: Delivering the Sword
Author: torino10154
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Forest of Dean
Prop: Sword of Gryffindor
Other Characters: References to the Chosen One
Rating: R
Warnings: Nothing beyond the fact that Severus's 'inspiration' is not yet 18.
Word Count: ~850
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. No wizards have been harmed while making this fic.
Author's Notes: YAY Wankfest! Thank you most sincerely to the dynamic duo for all their help. Any mistakes that remain are entirely my doing.

( Delivering the Sword )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Art: Irma Pince in the Hogwarts Library with a Daydream Charm
Title: Oh, Argus!
Artist: jin_fenghuang
Character: Irma Pince
Location: library, Hogwarts
Prop: Daydream Potion
Other Characters: Argus Filch
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Don't eat and view. May contain nuts and other soy-based products. [Irma is clearly over the age of 18 here, yes?]

( Oh, Argus! [NWS Art] )

Tags: 2011 art