HP Wankfest 2008

wanking_mods @ 12:01 pm: Draco Malfoy in Madam Malkin's Dressing Room with a Hair Ribbon
Title: Willing Surrender
Author: monoceros_writ
Character: Draco Malfoy
Location: Madam Malkin's dressing room
Object: hair ribbon
Other Characters: Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Somnophilia
Word Count: 1,734 words
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: A big thank you to my lovely betas

( Willing Surrender )

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Percy Weasley in a Hogwarts Classroom with a Daydream Charm
Title: Daydreams and Desires
Author: aylix_green
Character: Percy Weasley
Location: Hogwarts Classroom
Object: Daydream Charm
Other Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Consensual incest/twincest, finger-sucking, dirty talk, public wanking, sex charms, fantasy, dubcon-ish
Word Count: 1731
Disclaimer: Not Mine, No Money, Don't Sue
Author's Notes: Firstly, a big, huge thank you to my betas; without you this story would be very different. Secondly, the list of warnings is probably overly broad, but I have a CYA policy on things like this. Finally, please read the Author's Postscript following the story.

( Daydreams and Desires )

wanking_mods @ 02:45 pm: One Week Left!
There's only one week remaining of regular Wankfest posting! Again we'd like to thank everyone who's been following the fest, reading, commenting, and reccing. Stick with us for one more week, because we have some great stuff scheduled for the final few days.

To help everyone stay caught up, here's a list of all the art and fic that's gone up since we made the summary post at the halfway point. Enjoy!


( Art )

( Fic )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Neville Longbottom in the Gryffindor Dorms with a Viktor Krum Action Figure
Title: Small But Perfectly Formed
Author: j_lunatic
Character: Neville
Location: Hogwarts Dorms (Gryffindor)
Object: Viktor Krum Action Figure
Other Characters: Viktor
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Misuse of another person's property?
Word Count: 635
Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation.

( Small But Perfectly Formed )

wanking_mods @ 11:05 pm: Luna Lovegood at the Whomping Willow with a Magical Singing Dildo
Title: Luna Loves Good Trees
Artist: venturous
Character: Luna Lovegood
Location: Whomping Willow
Object: Dilly, the magic singing dildo
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: nudity, penetration, female enjoying herself
Art Details: watercolour, colored pencil, photoshop

( Luna Loves Good Trees (NWS art!) )


Title: Luna Loves Good Trees
Author: fbowden & venturous
Character: Luna Lovegood
Location: Whomping Willow
Object: Dilly, magic singing dildo.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: what do you call bestiality with plants?
Word Count: about 1,000
Disclaimer: don't try this at home

( Luna Loves Good Trees )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Severus Snape in the Hogwarts Dorms with Wizarding Pornography
Title: The Unicorn Test
Author: ratherbrightred
Character: Snape
Location: Hogwarts dorms
Object: Wizarding porn
Other Characters: Sirius Black, Lucy (OUC), various others
Rating: porny (nc-17)
Warnings: Zoophilia. Melancholia. Loneliness. Humor.
Word Count:~15k
Disclaimer: I don't own the snacky snunicorn. Not for profit.
Author's Notes: --Fast & loose w/Mauraders timeline, because, I never really figured some of that stuff out.
--I owe it all to the snunicorn shippers, whose dedicated work inspires me in all aspects of life…
--Some might find the whole premise of this is very OOC for all involved. But is it crack? I'm not sure.
--graciously beta'd by hannahfmuk (LJ).

( The Unicorn Test )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Severus Snape in the Hogwarts Dorms with Wizarding Pornography -- Part 2
Title: The Unicorn Test
Author: ratherbrightred
Character: Snape
Location: Hogwarts dorms
Object: Wizarding porn
Other Characters: Sirius Black, Lucy (OUC), various others
Rating: porny (nc-17)
Warnings: Zoophilia. Melancholia. Loneliness. Humor.
Word Count:~15k
Disclaimer: I don't own the snacky snunicorn. Not for profit.
Author's Notes: --Fast & loose w/Mauraders timeline, because, I never really figured some of that stuff out.
--I owe it all to the snunicorn shippers, whose dedicated work inspires me in all aspects of life…
--Some might find the whole premise of this is very OOC for all involved. But is it crack? I'm not sure.
--graciously beta'd by hannahfmuk (LJ)

( The Unicorn Test -- Part 2 )

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Harry Potter in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes with a Magical Sex Toy
Title: Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands
Author: harrysexxxmagic
Character: Harry Potter
Location: Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
Object: magical sex toy
Other Characters: Draco, Fred, Ron, OMC Auror Stephen, George, Oliver.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: slight Masochistic behavior
Word Count: 2297
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work.
Author's Notes: Also the slash pairing of George /Oliver was put there for my LJ ‘sister’ L. Also to the Mods A special THANKS
Summary: Harry misses Draco and the sexual frustration is getting to him, will a trip to Weasley's Wicked Wizards help him get a grip on the matters at hand?
Beta: The wondereful M. for her beta-ing and ideas. *HUGS*

( Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands )

wanking_mods @ 06:00 pm: Nymphadora Tonks at the Quidditch World Cup with a Weasley Jumper
Title: Dress You Up In My Love
Author: ragdoll
Character: Nymphadora Tonks
Location: Quidditch World Cup
Object: Weasley Jumper
Other Characters: A certain Weasley admired from afar
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: wanking, self-lovin', jilling off, bearded clam feeding, beaver beating, kitty teasing, muff buffing, orchid airing, peach squeezing, pink canoe paddling, pink salad tossing, etc.
Word Count: 2085
Disclaimer: No Weasley Jumpers were harmed in the making of this story.
Author's Notes: Thanks to everyone who helped me figure this one out. And to the hp_wankfest mods for the fest and for their patience!

After writing this, I realised I'd had Meryn Cadell's spoken word brilliance "The Sweater" somewhere in the back of my mind. So she deserves some thanks too, although I am not implying that any Weasley boy smells like a goat. Well, at least, not most of them.

Any confusion as to which Weasley Tonks is lusting after is intentional.

( Dress You Up In My Love )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Albus Severus Potter in the Leaky Cauldron with Wizarding Pornography
Title: A Chance Lost
Author: maraudersaffair
Character: Albus Severus Potter
Location: Leaky Cauldron
Object: Wizard Pornography
Other Characters: Scorpius Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,550
Author's Notes: A great thanks to my beta, K!

( A Chance Lost )

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Harry Potter in The Forbidden Forest with White Peacock Feathers
Title: Peacock Dreams
Artist: stellamoon
Character: Harry Potter
Location: The Forbidden Forest
Object: White Peacock Feathers
Other Characters: Thoughts of Draco Malfoy
Rating:NC-17
Warnings: none
Art Details: This was made in about 30 hours with 3 separate drawings of graphite on paper, and much Photoshop painting and layering.
Disclaimer: The characters depicted here are the property of JK Rowling and Warner Brothers. There is no money being earned from this amateur artwork, and all characters depicted are over the age of 18.
Artist's Notes: I'm not entirely sure why Harry is in the Forbidden Forest, but for sure, I know why he's wanking with white peacock feathers. By now, we all associate white peacocks with the Malfoys.....and so does Harry. Apparently, he's developed a bit of a kink.

( Peacock Dreams (NWS art!) )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Severus Snape in a Tent with Felix Felicis
Title: Wistful Thinking
Author: pepper202
Character: Severus Snape
Location: In a tent
Object: Felix Felicis potion
Other Characters: Harry/Draco (fantasizing about)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, Really.
Word Count: 727
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Additional Disclaimer: This author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.

( Wistful Thinking )

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Charlie Weasley in the Hog's Head with Spello-Tape
Title: The Twelve Uses of Spello-Tape
Author: mindabbles
Character: Charlie Weasley
Location: Hog's Head, Hogsmeade
Object: Spello-Tape
Other Characters: Oliver Wood, Hagrid (for a minute)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,900
Summary: If you’ve never been touched by a Quidditch player, you don’t know what you’re missing.
Disclaimer: I own neither Charlie nor Spello-Tape.
Author's Notes: Tremendous thanks to S and L for the wonderful feedback and suggestions.

( The Twelve Uses of Spello-Tape )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Salazar Slytherin in the Great Hall with a Candle
Title: For as Long as Your Walls Stand
Author: r_grayjoy
Character: Salazar Slytherin
Location: Hogwarts' Great Hall
Object: candle
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 846
Author's Notes: Huge thanks to my speedy beta!

( For as Long as Your Walls Stand )

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Draco Malfoy in Malfoy Manor with Harry's Glasses
Title: Just out of Reach
Artist: amariel
Character: Draco Malfoy
Location: Malfoy Manor
Object: Harry's glasses
Rating: NC-17

( Just out of Reach (NWS art!) )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Scorpius Malfoy in Malfoy Manor with Omnioculars
Title: Hands
Author: faerie_lullaby
Character: Scorpius Malfoy
Location: Malfoy Manor
Object: Omnioculars
Other Characters: Albus Severus Potter, mentions of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy
Rating: soft R
Warnings: Wanking, voyeurism, fluff
Word Count: 1137
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm sure JKR didn't have this in mind when she created these characters
Author's Notes: Written for HP_Wankfest. Also, Omnioculars aren't like regular binoculars. They can record, and a person can rewind and play back scenes as they wish. As to the use of underage magic, as my beta wishmaster_kami pointed out, he's a Malfoy. They don't adhere to the rules. Oh, and this is kind of like a third part to two other stories I posted for another fest.

( Hands )

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Severus Snape in the Headmaster's Office with a Riding Crop
Title: Magically Altered
Author: ?sweetmelodykiss
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Headmaster's Office
Object: riding crop
Other Characters: Albus, Harry, Minerva
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Heavily implied Snarry, masturbation, object insertion, voyeurism, possible implied chan, Harry is 16/17
Word Count: 2110

( Magically Altered )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Sirius Black in Azkaban with a Golden Snitch
Title: His Own Sun
Author: envinyatar15
Character: Sirius Black
Location: Azkaban
Object: golden snitch
Other Characters: James, Lily
Rating: R
Warnings: adultery, voyeurism, canon character deaths
Word Count: 3,328
Author's Notes: Canon-compliant James/Sirius fic. Um, a Wankfest does need its angst, yes? Inspired by Evanescence's "Like You" because I couldn't resist. Many thanks to S for the beta.

( His Own Sun )

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Lavender Brown in Greenhouse Three with the Sword of Gryffindor
Title: Hero Worship
Artist: its_art
Character: Lavender Brown
Location: Greenhouse Three
Object: Sword of Gryffindor
Rating: NC-17 (NOT WORKSAFE)
Art Details: This picture was done in Photoshop with tablet.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all related characters are property of
JK Rowling. They're in safe (if slightly sullied) hands for the moment and
this is non-profit fanart.

( Hero Worship (NWS art!) )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Neville Longbottom in the Forbidden Forest with a Mandrake
Title: Giving Love a Little Nudge
Author: gurliemoviegeek
Character: Neville Longbottom
Location: Forbidden Forest
Object: Mandrake
Other Characters: No one specific, but Neville fantasizes about a male lover.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slashy implications.
Word Count: 1,188
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything to do with Harry Potter or its characters.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my lovely beta, you know who you are!

( Giving Love a Little Nudge )