HP Wankfest 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Harry Potter in the Broom Closet with Felix Felicis
Title: Getting Lucky
Author: dementordelta & cruisedirector
Character:  Harry Potter
Location: The Broom Closet
Prop: Felix Felicis
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: Adult
Warnings:  None.
Word Count: Approx 5000
Disclaimer: So disclaimed.
Author's Notes: Beta-read by isidore13 and swtalmnd

( Getting Lucky )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 09:00 am: Fic: Sirius Black in Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place with a Motorbike
Title: Flogging It; or: Triumph, and Satisfaction
Author: shyfoxling
Character: Sirius Black
Location: Number 12, Grimmauld Place
Prop: Flying motorbike
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU: Severus and Sirius are magically delicious alive post-DH.
Word Count: ~4600
Author's Notes: I kinda feel like I missed the mark of "short and porny" and wrote a long-winded Snack instead. <.< >.> They keep their hands off each other, though! Thanks to my betas for putting up with my nervous breakdown.

( Flogging It; or: Triumph, and Satisfaction )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 09:00 am: Fic: Lucius Malfoy in the MOM Department of Mysteries with a Prophecy Sphere
Title: Oraculum
Author: leela_cat
Character: Lucius Malfoy
Location: MOM Department of Mysteries
Prop: Prophecy Sphere
Other Characters: An Unspeakable
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~1,325
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story except the words and the smut.
Author's Notes: My beta is wonderful, and any mistakes that remain are my fault and not hers.

oraculum -- n. [a solemn utterance , oracle, divine response, prophecy]; also [the place where an oracle is given].

( Oraculum )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Art: Harry Potter in the Prefect's Bath with a Potions Flask
Title: Sunday Nights Reserved for Staff Only
Artist: veridari
Character: Harry Potter
Location: Prefect's bath, Hogwarts
Prop: Potions flask/vial/test tube
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Art Details: Photoshop, graphic tablet
Disclaimer: If these characters were mine, my bank account would be fatter. Alas, they aren't. I just play with them. [Characters depicted are definitely over the age of 18.]
Artist's Notes: Professor Potter and Headmaster Snape have a standing date every Sunday night. *g* I used the description of the bath as described in canon, (not the movie version) which is a room done entirely in marble. The mermaid is a painting, and not a stained glass window. Thanks, R, for the last minute check!
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( Sunday Nights Reserved for Staff Only [NWS Art] )

Tags: 2011 art

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Hermione Granger in a Magical Tent with Slytherin's Locket
Title: Time Takes It All
Author: roozetter
Character: Hermione
Location: tent/magical
Prop: Slytherin’s locket
Other Characters: Harry, Ron
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Female masturbation
Word Count: 4,238
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Title taken from the quote: “Time takes it all whether you want it or not, time takes it all. Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again,” by Stephen King. Much love to my beta’s, F and D, for putting up with my incessant whining and fickle muse.

( Time Takes It All )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Cho Chang in the Ravenclaw Dormitory with a Toy Dragon
Title: Artificial Heat
Author: alwaysasnapefan
Character: Cho Chang
Location: Ravenclaw Girl's Dormitory
Prop: Toy Dragon
Other Characters: In memories, Cedric, Harry, and old friends.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 1,116
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, and I am not making any money off of this fic.
Author's Notes: Thank you to the gracious mods who let me turn this in after deadline. I was really set on telling this story, but time had gotten away from me.

( Artificial Heat )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Charlie Weasley at Shell Cottage with a Dragon's Tooth
Title: No Home Away From Home
Author: angela_snape
Character: Charlie Weasley
Location: Shell Cottage
Prop: dragon's tooth
Other Characters: OMC, off-screen
Rating: R
Warnings: object insertion
Word Count: 631
Disclaimer: Not mine, I'm just letting Charlie have a little fun.
Author's Notes: Thank you to L, my beta. Any mistakes were put there after she had it last.

( No Home Away From Home )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:15 pm: Week 1 Roundup
How's everyone enjoying the festivities so far??

Below the cut you'll find a roundup of everything that's been posted to Wankfest so far. We've had four fantastic pieces of art and ten fab fics. If you've missed anything, do be sure to give it a click and check it out. And once again, if you see/read something you like, please remember to let the artist/author know!

( HP Wankfest 2011 Week 1 Roundup )

That's all so far, but there's loads more wonderful wank coming (haha, there we go again...). Keep watching for it...

Also -- If you've recced any pieces from Wankfest around LJ/IJ, please drop a link to your recs in the comments to this post. Thanks!

Tags: modly, roundup

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Art: Lily Evans in Hagrid's Pumpkin Patch with a Broomstick
Title: Where is my fucking broom?!
Artist: prayer_at_night
Character: Lily Evans
Location: Hagrid's pumpkin patch
Prop: a broomstick
Other Characters: James Potter, who "donated" the broom
Rating: R
Art Details: done with Copics; the "JP" is sparkling in gold in reality! ;)
Disclaimer: Lily and Jamie's broom belong to JKR and I'm abusing them for my own fun ;P [Character depicted is over the age of 18 in this piece.]
Artist's Notes: When I looked at the prompts table my mind spit out this awfully clichéd picture of the red-headed witch on a broomstick, surrounded by huge, orange pumpkins… I feel like I've seen a million such pictures, with the little difference that usually the witch is clothed and has either a black cat or a crow with her. ;)

( Where is my fucking broom?! [NWS Art] )

Tags: 2011 art

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Harry Potter in the Hogwarts Dungeons with a Cauldron
Title: The Glass Cauldron
Author: eriador117
Character: Harry Potter
Location: Hogwarts Dungeons
Prop: Cauldron
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: Adult
Warnings: AU, EWE, Misuse of Potions equipment ;)
Word Count: Approx. 1,650

( The Glass Cauldron )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Neville Longbottom at the Hog's Head Inn with a Wizarding Portrait
Title: Through a Glass Avidly
Author: j_lunatic
Character: Neville Longbottom
Location: The Hog's Head Inn, Hogsmeade
Prop: A wizarding portrait
Other Characters: Ariana Dumbledore
Rating: R/NC-17
Warnings: Possible squickiness regarding Ariana's age.
Word Count: 900
Disclaimer: Was the fifth book named Harry Potter and the Orgy of the Phoenix? No? Then this isn’t by J.K. Rowling.
Author's Notes: With many thanks to my beta--XOXO!

( Through a Glass Avidly )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Rodolphus Lestrange in Azkaban with a Wizarding Photograph
Title: I Will Survive
Author: snapesgirl
Character: Rodolphus Lestrange
Location: Azkaban
Prop: Wizarding Photograph
Other Characters: Lucius/Narcissa, Bellatrix, Rabastan, Severus and other members of the wedding party
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Word Count: 844
Disclaimer: Harry Potter: JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.

( there's nothing wrong with a bit of self love )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Art: Severus Snape in Knockturn Alley with Padfoot's Collar
Title: Wanted
Artist: akatnamedeaster
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Knockturn Alley
Prop: Padfoot's collar
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit nudity, spooge, public wanking
Art Details: pencil on recycled paper
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JK Rowling, I just abuse them in my free time for fun. [Snape is well over the age of 18 in this piece.]
Artist's Notes: The prop and location was just begging for a fairly sleazy pic, I hope this fits the bill! People can be turned on by the strangest things.
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( Wanted [NWS Art] )

Tags: 2011 art

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Cho Chang in the Ravenclaw Common Room with a House Tie
Title: ”Silk and Blue Eyes”
Author: lash_larue
Character: Cho Chang
Location: Common Room
Prop: House Tie
Other Characters: Yes
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 1520

( Silk and Blue Eyes )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Ron Weasley in a Magical Tent with Knickers
Title: Scent of a Woman
Author: mugglemama
Character: Ron Weasley
Location: tent, magical
Prop: knickers (used)
Other Characters: Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Pervy knicker-sniffing teenage boy
Word Count: 1,700
Disclaimer: Not mine, sadly.
Author's Notes: Thanks to luvscharlie for her speedy and excellent beta (and for inspiring me to join in the wanking this year)!

( Scent of a Woman )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Hermione Granger in Snape's Office with an Invisibility Cloak
Title : An Eyeful of Detention
Author : lilyseyes
Character : Hermione Granger
Location: Snape's Office
Object: Invisibility Cloak
Other Characters : Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating : NC-17
Warnings: Voyeur!Hermione, consensual student/teacher, detention!fic
Word count : 1419
Disclaimer(s): Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling and her affiliates – this is a work of fanfiction and no monies are being made off of it.
Author's Notes: Hermione sneaks into Snape's office to make sure he's not mistreating Harry during detention, but what she sees makes her long for some detention of her own.
Betas: sevfan and alisanne Thank you!

( An Eyeful of Detention )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Art: Lily Luna Potter in a Hogwarts Classroom with the Mirror of Erised
Title: Mirror Mirror
Artist: thilia
Character: Lily Luna Potter
Location: Classroom
Prop: Mirror of Erised
Other Characters: //
Rating: R
Warnings: Nudity [Character is of age in this work.]
Artist's Notes: What exactly Lily sees in the Mirror is up to you ;)
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( Mirror Mirror [NWS Art] )

Tags: 2011 art

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Argus Filch in the Hogwarts Dungeons with an Extendable Ear
Title: The Listener
Author: centaury_squill
Character: Argus Filch
Location: The dungeons, Hogwarts
Prop: An Extendable Ear
Other Characters: Severus Snape, Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: chan fantasy
Word Count: 680
Author's Notes: What is Professor Snape doing with Harry Potter, alone in his office? Argus Filch thinks he knows...

( The Listener )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 08:57 am: Wankfest Fic: Tom Riddle in the Chamber of Secrets with a Time-Turner
Title: With Malice Aforethought
Author: leela_cat
Character: Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort
Location: Chamber of Secrets
Prop: Time-Turner
Other Characters: N/A
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~950
Disclaimer: Hers, not mine — the characters, the world, and the money — more's the pity.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my lovely beta who didn't seem to mind that there's a first time for everything.

( With Malice Aforethought )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 08:53 am: Wankfest Fic: Charlie Weasley at The Burrow with Dragonhide Gloves
Welcome to Day Two of HP Wankfest 2011 posting! We have two delicious fics for your enjoyment today, so if you're at work, well... you might want to save these for your lunch break. ;)

Title: The Option for More
Author: alisanne
Character: Charlie Weasley
Location: The Burrow
Prop: dragon hide gloves
Other Characters: Hermione Granger
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Word Count: +/-2000
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J. K. Rowling, Warner Brothers, Scholastic Books, Bloomsbury Books, and all other entities involved in the Potterverse. Nothing you recognize is mine.
Author's Notes: Endless thanks to my beta reader, who shall remain nameless for the moment in the interests of anonymity, and to our wonderful wanking mods, who provided us all with yet another fabulous opportunity to practice some self love. *g*

( The Option for More )

Tags: 2011 fic