HP Wankfest 2011

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May 26th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Alastor Moody in a Hogwarts Classroom with a Foe Glass
Title: In a Seven Layer Trunk
Author: NotWillingToAdmit
Character: Alastor Moody
Location: Hogwarts Classroom
Prop: Foe Glass
Other Characters: Barty Crouch, Junior
Rating: R
Warnings: Non-Con Wanking!
Word Count: ~ 1,100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, JKR does. I have simply borrowed them and played with them.

In a Seven Layer Trunk )


May 24th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Filius Flitwick in a Hogwarts Classroom with a Feather
Title: Cherished Memories
Author: [info]eeore9990
Character: Filius Flitwick
Location: Classroom
Prop: Feather
Other Characters: none
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~1100
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes: For [info]r_grayjoy, because she just really loves Flitwick.

Cherished Memories )


May 22nd, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Gellert Grindelwald in Godric's Hollow with Omnioculars
Title: Mind of Sight
Author: [info]kabal42
Character: Gellert Grindlewald
Location: Godric's Hollow
Prop: Omnioculars
Other Characters: Albus Dumbledore, various inhabitants of Godric's Hollow.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Nasty thoughts in an unpleasant mind, voyeurism, and – of course – wanking. Lots of wanking.
Word Count: ~1200
Disclaimer: Not mine etc. etc.
Author's Notes: I blame this entirely on the delightful look on Jamie Campbell Bower's face as he, being Gellert Grindlewald, jumped out of that window in Deathly Hallows part 1.
Since there's nothing to be found about the origin of omnioculars, I'm going to presume that they existed at the time Grindlewald and Dumbledore were young men together.
Thanks to E, my amazing beta, and to the best f-ing (as in fapping) fest there is! :-)

The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing ~Publius Syrus )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Pansy Parkinson in Madam Malkin's Dressing Room with a Chocolate Frog Card
Title: Dangerous Territory
Author: [info]scarletladyy
Character: Pansy Parkinson
Location: Madam Malkin's
Prop: Chocolate Frog Card
Other Characters: Mentions of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy
Rating: R
Warnings: Masturbation in a semi-public setting (changing room)
Word Count: 1,587
Disclaimer: Characters belong to J.K Rowling
Author's Notes: Thanks a million to my wonderful beta :)

Dangerous Territory )


May 21st, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Severus Snape in Rosmerta's Storage Room with a Beater's Bat
Title: The Right Equipment
Author: [info]nimrod_9
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Rosmerta's Storage Room
Prop: Beater's bat
Other Characters: Remus Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,075
Author's Notes: Many thanks to the mods for bringing back Wankfest!

The Right Equipment )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Cho Chang in the Hogwarts Library with Enchanted Ink
Title: My Skin Glows With Desire
Author: [info]brigetmckennitt
Character: Cho Chang
Location: library, Hogwarts
Prop: ink (enchanted or otherwise)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1026

My Skin Glows With Desire )


May 20th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Lucius Malfoy in Malfoy Manor with a Riding Crop
Title: Alone in the Manor
Author: [info]aleysiasnape
Character: Lucius Malfoy
Location: Malfoy Manor
Prop: riding crop
Other Characters: -
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: light bdsm, au, wank
Word Count: 586
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything.
Author's Notes: Since this was my first time, I had fun writing this. Hope everyone enjoys it. Many thanks goes to my beta Songquake!

Alone in the Manor )


May 19th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 02:00 pm: Fic: James Sirius Potter at 4 Privet Drive with a House Tie
Title: Revenge: Best Served Sticky
Author: [info]gryffindor_j
Character: James Sirius Potter
Location: 4 Privet Drive
Prop: House tie
Other Characters: Harry, Teddy, Draco (appearing in that order)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Nope.
Word Count: 4100
Disclaimer: I don't own James Sirius Potter, Harry Potter, Teddy Lupin, or Draco Malfoy, or any other character mentioned. Nor do I own the world in which they live. I just play in the world and help them play with themselves.
Author's Notes: Thank you awesome mods for bringing wankfest back and thank you for your patience. Thank you to my betas.

Revenge: Best Served Sticky )

wanking_mods @ 02:00 pm: Fic: Katie Bell in the Broomshed with a Broom
Title: Free Ride
Author: [info]ecchipiro
Character: Katie Bell
Location: Broomshed
Prop: Broom
Other Characters: Marcus Flint
Rating: R
Warnings: None that I can think of.
Word Count: 3500+
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters portrayed in this fanfiction. They belong to J. K. Rowling. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: Thank you, J, for jumping in as my beta last minute!

Free Ride )


May 18th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Severus Snape at Malfoy Manor with an Albino Peacock Feather
Title: Summer Heat
Author: [info]luciusmistress
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Malfoy Manor
Prop: Albino peacock feather
Other Characters: Lucius Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1300
Disclaimer: Everything recognisable belongs to J. K. Rowling. No money is made by this piece of fiction.
Author's Notes: So, so much love to my wonderful beta! And thank you, mods, for running this awesome fest and for being so patient with me! :)

Summer Heat )


May 17th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Lavender Brown in the Hogwarts Dorms with a Golden Snitch
Title: The Best Kind of Friends are Golden
Author: [info]luvscharlie
Character: Lavender Brown
Location: The dorm rooms
Prop: Golden Snitch
Other Characters: Ron Weasley, Parvati Patil
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Parvati Patil as sacrificial lamb, a very self-absorbed and flighty Miss Brown, fantasies of a young girl, wanking (rather redundant, that warning), twisting of canon by Lavender to make Ron like the coolest thing EVER.
Word Count: 4047
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine, but I'd sure like a letter to Hogwarts.
Author's Notes: Thank you L and M for the beta work. Funny how you start things and they go a completely different way than you intended. That one line at the beginning that is italicized is lifted straight from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban which I was listening to as I wrote this. Takes place during Year 6.

The Best Kind of Friends are Golden )


May 16th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Alastor Moody in a Ministry of Magic Lift with a Potions Flask
Title: (Self) Love In An Elevator
Author: [info]ragdoll
Character: Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
Location: A Ministry of Magic lift
Prop: A potions flask
Other Characters: Rufus Scrimgeour
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Beating the bishop, attacking the one-eyed warrior, bludgeoning the beef steak, cranking the love pump, paddling the pickle, smiting the pink knight, etc. In a word: wanking.
Word Count: ~2500
Disclaimer: Not even remotely my characters. I just like to (self) abuse them.
Author's Notes: Hoorah for [info]hp_wankfest! I had so much fun (self) abusing Moody here! I could not have done it without the help and support of R&R or L., all of whom gave me fantastic suggestions and allowed me to whinge at them both online and in person. L. was also a fantastic beta. Thank you, my darlings!

Title courtesy of Aerosmith. I know it's an Americanism, but somehow, "Love in a Lift" didn't seem quite as funny.

(Self) Love In An Elevator )

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Gellert Grindelwald in Florean Fortescue's with a Dragon Tooth
Title: The Uses of Dragon Parts
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Character: Gellert Grindelwald
Location: Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour
Prop: Dragon Tooth
Other Characters: Albus Dumbledore
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Vague suggestion of D/s, use of food and inanimate objects as sex aids
Word Count: 1,800
Disclaimer: Everything recognizable is the creation of JK Rowling.
Author's Notes: Love to F for the beta.

Gellert Grindelwald was fuming. )


May 15th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Severus Snape in the Hogwarts Hospital Wing with a Probity Probe
Title: Sounding Out an Attraction
Author: [info]songquake
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Hogwarts Hospital Wing
Prop: Probity Probe
Other Characters: Neville Longbottom (present) and others (not).
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: OBJECT OF LUST IS 17 YEARS OLD (though not a "participant"). Also: sounding, questionable morals, D/s fantasies.
Word Count: 3725
Disclaimer: Almost all the elements of this story were created by JK Rowling. What she didn't create was the kink. Because it couldn't be marketed to children if she had.
Author's Notes: Thanks to our mods for hosting this fest, to J for acting as my proxy, and to T for the super-quick beta! Also, thanks to all who read this, as strange a wank as it is :)

Sounding Out an Attraction )


May 14th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 09:00 am: Fic: Remus Lupin in Snape's Office with a Rubber Duck
Title: Rubber Ducky You're the One
Author: [info]nimrod_9
Character: Remus Lupin
Location: Snape's office
Prop: Rubber duck
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 754
Author's Notes: Many thanks to the mods for bringing back Wankfest!
I missed it so!

Rubber Ducky You're the One )

wanking_mods @ 09:00 am: Fic: Ginny Weasley at the Hogwarts Lake with a Wand
Title: Good Vibrations
Author: [info]lunalovepotter
Character: Ginny Weasley
Location: Lake at Hogwarts
Prop: Wand
Other Characters: Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,923
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Thank you to my very busy, very fantastic betas for making this presentable. You are the best.

Good Vibrations )


May 13th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: George Weasley in Florean Fortesque's with a WWW Daydream Charm
Title: Do it now, Lick it good
Author: [info]gin_tonic
Character: George Weasley
Location: Florean Fortesque's
Prop: WWW Daydream Charm
Other Characters: Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Word Count: ca. 850
Author's Notes: Many, many thanks to my very lovely beta!

Do it now, Lick it good  )


May 12th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 10:00 am: Fic: Bellatrix Lestrange in a Gringott's Vault with Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder
Title: In Darkness Found
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Character: Bellatrix
Location: Gringotts vault
Prop: Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder
Other Characters: none
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: mild blood-play (it's her own and not the menstrual variety)
Word Count: 1,082
Disclaimer: The characters, props, and places mentioned in this fic belong to JK Rowling and associates.
Author's Notes: I cannot thank my beta enough for all her help. This fic would have been entirely unreadable without her superhuman efforts.

A huge amount of love for the mods, [info]r_grayjoy and [info]nehalenia, for their efforts to keep fandom wanking… the pervy way!

In Darkness Found )

wanking_mods @ 10:00 am: Fic: Severus Snape in the Forest of Dean with the Sword of Gryffindor
Title: Delivering the Sword
Author: [info]torino10154
Character: Severus Snape
Location: Forest of Dean
Prop: Sword of Gryffindor
Other Characters: References to the Chosen One
Rating: R
Warnings: Nothing beyond the fact that Severus's 'inspiration' is not yet 18.
Word Count: ~850
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. No wizards have been harmed while making this fic.
Author's Notes: YAY Wankfest! Thank you most sincerely to the dynamic duo for all their help. Any mistakes that remain are entirely my doing.

Delivering the Sword )


May 11th, 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Harry Potter in the Broom Closet with Felix Felicis
Title: Getting Lucky
Author: [info]dementordelta & [info]cruisedirector
Character:  Harry Potter
Location: The Broom Closet
Prop: Felix Felicis
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: Adult
Warnings:  None.
Word Count: Approx 5000
Disclaimer: So disclaimed.
Author's Notes: Beta-read by [info]isidore13 and [info]swtalmnd

Getting Lucky )

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