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actual disaster sebastien lacroix ([info]suchaguppy) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-10 19:48:00

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Entry tags:! journal, sebastien lacroix

i'm not even gonna lie right now, people - one time, there was a wasp in my mom's car and i was legit tempted to jump right the hell out of an actual moving vehicle. these things are like MAYBE the size of a wasp if it got together for a lengthy brunch with friends and then ate like three OTHER wasps for dessert and then went out behind the wasp gym and took some SERIOUS steroids. i do not want these bastards anywhere NEAR me.

this is the shit that nightmares are made of.


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[info]iviie
2017-01-10 07:53 pm UTC (link)
At least you can kind of see them coming.

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[info]suchaguppy
2017-01-10 07:55 pm UTC (link)
i don't know if that's better or worse.

like, yeah. maybe i don't notice the wasp. but maybe i NEVER notice the wasp, it decides to fuck off, and we both live happier lives. i KNOW these fuckers are out there. waiting. maybe snacking on chihuahuas.

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[info]iviie
2017-01-10 07:57 pm UTC (link)
A floating chihuahua would be really scary.

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[info]suchaguppy
2017-01-10 07:59 pm UTC (link)
see, i was thinking of a WAY less happy-ending sort of snacking. but. yeah, wow. a floating chihuahua is probably a dangerous chihuahua. fuck ankles - they could go straight for the jugular.

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[info]iviie
2017-01-10 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Although I guess if it'd been stung it'd also be relaxed. If chihuahuas can be that.

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[info]suchaguppy
2017-01-10 08:02 pm UTC (link)
i feel strongly like murder is probably the only thing that relaxes chihuahuas.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-10 08:05 pm UTC (link)
So basically they're not the size of a wasp.

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[info]suchaguppy
2017-01-10 08:06 pm UTC (link)
nope.

nothing but cold, hard facts here.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-10 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Just hit them with a text book. They seem to die easy enough.

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[info]suchaguppy
2017-01-10 08:40 pm UTC (link)
or there's total avoidance. i'm a huge fan of avoidance.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-10 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Cmon man

This is why you keep dying

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[info]suchaguppy
2017-01-10 08:49 pm UTC (link)
i stick to what i'm good at. and i'm apparently really good at dying.

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(no subject) - [info]idfk, 2017-01-10 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]suchaguppy, 2017-01-10 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]idfk, 2017-01-10 10:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyouevenlift, 2017-01-11 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]suchaguppy, 2017-01-11 06:27 am UTC

[info]idfk
2017-01-10 09:26 pm UTC (link)
RIP billy you were a good dog

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[info]doyouevenlift
2017-01-10 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Still not a dog

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[info]idfk
2017-01-10 09:27 pm UTC (link)
the best doge

much fly

very sting

wow

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(no subject) - [info]doyouevenlift, 2017-01-10 09:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]idfk, 2017-01-10 09:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyouevenlift, 2017-01-10 09:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]idfk, 2017-01-10 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyouevenlift, 2017-01-10 09:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]idfk, 2017-01-10 09:51 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]idfk, 2017-01-10 09:53 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tightwire, 2017-01-10 10:09 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]doyouevenlift, 2017-01-11 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tightwire, 2017-01-11 06:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosmarinus, 2017-01-11 12:02 am UTC
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[info]alohaha
2017-01-10 08:16 pm UTC (link)
ITS NOT SO BAD!

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[info]suchaguppy
2017-01-10 08:20 pm UTC (link)
yeah, maybe. but the path to 'not so bad' is paved with monster-sized bugs.

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[info]alohaha
2017-01-10 08:21 pm UTC (link)
They are kinda cute!!

Theyre BLUE!

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[info]suchaguppy
2017-01-10 08:26 pm UTC (link)
blue-ringed octopi and blue angels are also cute. and blue.

and potentially deadly.

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[info]alohaha
2017-01-10 08:33 pm UTC (link)
These aren't deadly unless you're allergic I think!

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(no subject) - [info]suchaguppy, 2017-01-10 08:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alohaha, 2017-01-10 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]suchaguppy, 2017-01-10 08:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alohaha, 2017-01-10 08:48 pm UTC

[info]gabiflor
2017-01-10 08:37 pm UTC (link)
Oh no! I think they are only in the lodge, maybe you could just stay outside today? Or in your cabin!

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[info]suchaguppy
2017-01-10 08:42 pm UTC (link)
i could walk around in a gigantic hamster ball!

i mean, it's totally not a feasible plan. but it'd be super fun. like ricocheting the hell off of shit.

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[info]gabiflor
2017-01-10 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Well everyone is floating so you wouldn't run anyone over!

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[info]suchaguppy
2017-01-10 08:45 pm UTC (link)
true!

if there's ever an appropriate and moderately safe time for a gigantic hamster ball, it's right now.

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[info]gabiflor
2017-01-10 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Jacinta has a ball! We could enlarge it!

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(no subject) - [info]suchaguppy, 2017-01-10 08:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gabiflor, 2017-01-10 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]suchaguppy, 2017-01-10 09:00 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]suchaguppy, 2017-01-10 09:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gabiflor, 2017-01-10 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]suchaguppy, 2017-01-10 09:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gabiflor, 2017-01-10 09:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]suchaguppy, 2017-01-10 09:17 pm UTC

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