Mar. 8th, 2012


[info]aldiara

Spoilers: Episodes 1414-1421

LA LA LA.

Coming soon to an imaginary screen near you )

Dec. 7th, 2011


[info]aldiara

Spoilers: Episodes 1346-1354 (DUM DE DUM)

Disclaimer: This is totally authentic and not at all fabricated for the AWZ femslash ficathon 2011.

Spoilers: Episodes 1346-1354

Nov. 17th, 2010


[info]aldiara

And we have a winner!

It has been decreed by Eskimo vote that the littlest Öztürk shall be named...

*DRUMROLLS*

ALKIM!!! (what? Dude's name means rainbow, okay? Rainbow, FFS!)


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(yeah, I can't futz with images for shit. Deal.)

Thanks for voting, everyone! Sorry, Eren, you came close. Also, sorry to the people who have children, BFFs or otherwise close people named Kim and will now experience disturbing feelings when slashing FlorAl (lololol). You're just going to have to learn to disambiguate, I'm afraid.

I expect a flood of awesome Öztürk brothers-themed graphics, icons, and fic - including that one where Marian and Veronika were hippies who named their children Sea and Rainbow - to come rolling in any day now! (Please post any and all products of your creative endeavours at [info]no7_awz as usual).

Nov. 15th, 2010


[info]aldiara

Deniz's brother needs a name - voting time!

(I know not all of these names were offered as serious suggestions, but I decided to take them as such. YES, THAT INCLUDES EUSTACE. LOL.)

Poll #5751 The Very Important Matter of Deciding the Littlest Öztürk's Name
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Deniz's little brother should be called:

View Answers

Alkim, or Kim for short (Turkish meaning "rainbow", insert your own gay jokes)
10 (40.0%)

Berk (Turkish meaning "solid, firm, strong," conveniently doubling as insult)
2 (8.0%)

Best (lazy research can't find Turkish meaning, but just imagine all the "Best Öztürk" puns)
0 (0.0%)

Cem (Turkish meaning "king, sovereign," also many many "come" jokes)
2 (8.0%)

Eren (Turkish meaning "brave, strong hero")
5 (20.0%)

Eustace (Old Greek meaning "good harvest, fruitful," also annoying little twat from Voyage of the Dawn Treader)
0 (0.0%)

Evren (Turkish meaning "the uniserve," will become as Master of the Universe)
1 (4.0%)

Johannes (meaning, er, "god is gracious" or something, more importantly lends itself to German penis jokes)
2 (8.0%)

Perry (too many damn meanings to list, will surely end up solving crime with big bro)
0 (0.0%)

Sergei (Russian meaning "respected")
1 (4.0%)

Tarkan (lazy research can't find Turkish meaning, but will surely become pop idol)
0 (0.0%)

Wolf (because, d'uh)
1 (4.0%)

Yakup (Turkish variant of Jacob, "he who supplants," will, uhm, supplant Frank in Flo's affections)
1 (4.0%)

Nov. 14th, 2010


[info]aldiara

Youngest Öztürk brother casting news! [This post contains high doses of crack]

I could make a topic to discuss plot and character development on Show, but that would take up all of 2 seconds and zero comments. Instead, allow me to interrupt our regular schedule of boring spoilers and... currently nothing else, for a very important announcement:

The following things have been decided by Eskimo committee:

1. Twilight entirely sucks, except for Jacob's abs;
2. AWZ kinda sucks at the moment too;
3. Something needs to happen;
4. ????
5. OH HEY, WE KNOW:

Deniz's long-missing brother, who has never been mentioned since the 250s, will come to fictional Essen soon. He will be a delinquent youth more bratty than Deniz ever was and will be played by, erm, Taylor Lautner.

Yes.

BECAUSE THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY BROTHERS, YOU GUYS, COME ON.

SHALLOW SCIENTIFIC PROOF:



New little Öztürk will regrettably speak no German because he grew up in, erm, Turkey. Or Canada. Or Peru. OR HE IS MUTE. WHATEVER. IT COULD BE POIGNANT. Work with us here.

By this point Deniz will also be in cop school, which will lead to all sorts of conflicts of loyalty given his little brother's criminal tendencies. Hot angry shouting matches will ensue. Roman and Florian will join in. Everyone will be shirtless for these because... because... because the heater broke and the entire building will be, uhm, sweltering. Yes.

And then there will be an AWZ crack week in which everyone is a vampire. JUST BECAUSE.

You are hereby cordially invited to expand this scenario to your liking in the comments. Alternatively, we could talk about how evil Izzie is with her evil doping of innocent Katja, except if you try, I will totally ban you from this comm. LA LA LA.


ETA: Young Öztürk will also need a name. All suggestions welcome! I'll start us off with Yakup. It's Turkish (Or Something) for Jacob because I'm original like that. Tadaaaaaa! GIMME SOMETHING BETTER.


Disclaimer: If you take any of this seriously or start a howlstorm of agony/outrage/blissful squee about how Taylor Lautner is actually going to act on a German soap now, we will point and laugh and laugh and laugh.