12 November 2011 @ 02:07 am
bc boys are smelly  
remember the rich/ro ficathon?
remember our fabulous efforts to make richard sexy?
remember how much fun you had avoiding it all ????
NOW THE TIME HAS COME FOR ALL THAT FUN AGAIN EXCEPT WITH LESS SAGGY BALLSACKS!!!!



THE FIRST FEMSLASH FICATHON
~WHOOOOOOOOOOO~

Because there's too many fics/etc about the boys and everyone forgets the girls and i don't get it, because the girls are wonderful and hilarious and sexy and far more competent at literally everything than the boys are!!!!!?
SO HERE IT IS. A CHANCE FOR YOU ALL TO REJOICE IN THEIR EXISTENCE.

"But I don't write fic!" I hear you whimper pitifully.
DO NOT WORRY. THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS. I JUST USED "FICATHON" BC ALLITERATION OK!!!

OPTIONS INCLUDE
FANFIC
write about the characters. make it au. make it agree with canon. we all /know/ diana and annette experimented at least once. constanze and brigitte had to find something to do to make those staff meetings less tedious, right?. and you can be sure vanessa and juli played footsie under the table during awkward family dinners.

any pairing, any rating, any word-length goes. write a drabble, write a mega-fic even longer than ITHOI. make it porny, make it fade-to-black. first person, second person, third person. present tense, past tense, future tense. WHATEVER.


FANART
draw the characters. collage the characters. edit the characters' photos in photoshop. paint the characters onto your nails. make a flash animation. MAKE A TSHIRT. omg make a tea-towel~

the options are limitless so everyone can have a go. especially if they're called shelly and they promised me simone/frau scholz stickfigure fanart.


ICONS
100x100 pixels of beauty. make them animated. make them have funny words on. make them oblong instead of square. everybody needs at least one femslash icon in their userpics. EVERYBODY. this is your chance to make something that will never be forgotten.


FANMIX
you know. songs that remind you of your ship or fit with your ship or whatever. make a list and upload or link to the songs and then post it, with art, without art, with fic, without fic, whatever. people love music especially when it's free.

how about a bunch of bittersweet jenny/diana songs, or some upbeat poppy songs to represent nina and vanessa's teenaged fumblings? u know u wanna~


FANVID
easy peasy lemon squeezy. lol except it's actually hard and time-consuming and then you have to wrangle with censors and the like on youtube and ugh. BUT IT WILL BE TOTALLY APPRECIATED IN RETURN, SOOO...


META
idk idk write an essay about your pairing. be all fancy and intellectual and point out the problems/greatness of shipping them or whatever. idk. if u don't know what meta is here's a lovely example from lilbach's journal.

in my opinion ship manifestos totally fall under the meta umbrella so why not make one of them. tell us why you ship x/y and make us ship them too! you know you wanna~



SO YEAH. GET TO IT, FANDOM >:C


RULES
>>>any pairing goes as long as both are female
>>>current and past characters are cool. even the dead ones. even the ones who fucked off to halle.
>>>bonus points if you write about celine and it isn't a joke
>>>deadline is never bc femslash is always great, but i know some people like having a deadline (wtf) so let's say you have A MONTH to finish. that's the 12th of december. THE TWELFTH. CAN U REMEMBER THAT? NEW YEAR. OK. PRETEND I SAID NEW YEAR.
 
 
Current Mood: yessssss
 
 
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - celine double vision[info]sdk on November 12th, 2011 04:29 am (UTC)
omg why are you blaming me? Unless that's in reference to Richard sexytimes in which...ok yes, that was all my fault. AND YES OH GOD. I WILL GIVE YOU SOME STICK ART! <33333

I'm actually really excited yay! I need more femslash in my life. We all need more femslash in our lives. Plus good excuse to rewatch some oldies but goodies. I miss me some Diana and Nina. :C AND I ALWAYS WRITE CELINE SRSLY OK?
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[info]graspthethorn on November 12th, 2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
I KNOW YOU DO BB I KNOW <333333333

and omg yesss so excited! first person to write non-ooc diana/jenny wins tbh. idk what they win but hey, it's the thought that counts, y/y????

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Giorgia: Boobies[info]giorgiakerr on November 12th, 2011 01:48 pm (UTC)
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROSE. AMAZING. ROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. FEMSLASH. YES. OU FANDOM HAS MUCUS AND FEMSLASH.

AND HELL, IF YOU CAN GET RICHARD/ROMAN, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET LOTS AND LOTS OF FEMSLASH. *STARTS BRAINSTORMING IMMEDIATELY* OH GOD. THIS IS GOING TO GO SO WRONG, ISN'T IT? I'M SO VERY, VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT. <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

(ALSO, JUST REALISED THAT I HAVE NO FEMSLASH ICONS. WUT. FIX THIS. NEED TO FIX THIS.)
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Giorgia: TooAwesome[info]giorgiakerr on November 12th, 2011 01:51 pm (UTC)
Re: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHAHAHAHA, ALSO, JUST SAW THE TITLE OF THIS POST. BLESS IT.
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[info]graspthethorn on November 12th, 2011 04:23 pm (UTC)
Re: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
:3

part of me is hoping someone gets offended at my ~casual misandry, lmao

i could do with some good wank tbh!!!!
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Giorgia: Supersecretspystuff[info]giorgiakerr on November 13th, 2011 08:00 pm (UTC)
Re: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
As much as everyone complains about internet wank, it's still the best entertainment ever.

After girlsex.
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[info]graspthethorn on November 12th, 2011 04:20 pm (UTC)
Re: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YESSSSSS, I BETTER GET LOTS OF FEMSLASH. IF I GET LESS FEMSLASH THAN RICH/RO THEN I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO. OTHER THAN SCREAM. AND THEN TAKE OUT MY BUTTMAD ON ALL OF YOU LOT HAHAHA, IDK.

AND WAAAAT HOW DO YOU HAVE NO FEMSLASH ICONS???? GO AND MAKE SOME. AND THEN POST THEM FOR US :3 U KNOW U WANNA~

<333333333333333333333333
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Giorgia[info]giorgiakerr on November 12th, 2011 04:59 pm (UTC)
Re: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It would be just like this fandom to give you more RiRo than femslash. But everyone here is gay enough to want the femslash. I'VE ALREADY STARTED MAKING ICONS. THE BARMAN AT THE HOSTEL IS FEEDING ME FREE DRINKS, AND I'M GOOD TO GO. <333333333333333333333333333333333333
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[info]graspthethorn on November 12th, 2011 05:07 pm (UTC)
Re: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lmao @ your barman enabling you
THANKYOU MISTER BARTENDER <33333

BUT YAAAAAAAY I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE FIRST ENTRY IF YOU CARRYING ON AT THIS RATE
you're a winner bb <333333333333
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Giorgia[info]giorgiakerr on November 12th, 2011 05:21 pm (UTC)
Re: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IDK BECAUSE THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST TIME I HAVE A COMPUTER AGAIN UNTIL FOREVER. SO YEAH. I'M JUST GLAD THAT I HAVE MY USB DRIVE AND THAT I HAD ALL MY AWZ SCREENCAPS AND PHOTOSCAPE ON IT. CONVENIENT YES? IT ONLY TOOK ME LIKE TWENTY MINUTES TO FIND THE USB DRIVE IN MY PACK. I THINK IT'S THE SMALLEST THING I HAVE WITH ME. AND I HAVEN'T USED IT SINCE SLOVENIA. THAT WAS FOREVER AGO. LIKE, TWO MONTHS. MORE THAN THAT.

IT'S RHUM, APPARENTLY. BUT WHATEVER ELSE THERE IS IN IT IS DELICIOUS.
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Diana: AWZ- Jennabelle[info]notoriouslyuniq on November 12th, 2011 11:35 pm (UTC)
DUUUUUDE! You know I'd be all over this so why'd you pick Dec 12? That's the last day of uni! Please make the deadline on the new year? Bitte bitte bitte! *Nina eyes*

Also *bouncebouncebounceglompsmoochsquishalloutofshape*
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Giorgia: EmiliaFox[info]giorgiakerr on November 13th, 2011 07:46 am (UTC)
YES. THEN WE CAN BRING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH GIRLSEX! I'M ALL FOR IT. IT'S A GOOD WAY TO START A YEAR.
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[info]miss_lovelace on November 13th, 2011 09:25 pm (UTC)
Yay! I'm in. Well, sort of. Okay, here is a catch - and I'm a bit whiny about it.
I might be able to write drablbes in my innovative English, but my story is probably going to be a bit longer than that. So, can I write it in German, pls? I know this is a somewhat strange question, But it is a try, no?

And now back to the flailing! YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Giorgia: WellFuck[info]giorgiakerr on November 14th, 2011 04:00 pm (UTC)
WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. WHY ARE WE NOT FRIENDS? I FEEL SO GUILTY. HI. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY FRIEND?
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[info]miss_lovelace on November 14th, 2011 07:23 pm (UTC)
Of course. I must totally be friends. Only if it were for this amazing icon. No for more than that. I'm looking forward to all the witty chats and sophisticated conversations we will have here. Starting now: YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

(Does your icon have an apostrope in it: are you proposing? I mean not that I wouldn't be interested, I'm just asking. Nice.)
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Giorgia: Skullduggery[info]giorgiakerr on November 14th, 2011 07:34 pm (UTC)
YOU SAW RIGHT THROUGH MY NO APROSTROPHE SCHEME. WE ARE GOING TO GET ALONG VERY WELL. WE WILL FUCK. OKAY. NO HICKEYS THOUGH OKAY? I HAVE TO MAINTAIN APPEARANCES.

(Hahahahahaha, this is definitely what you were talking about when you said "witty and sophisticated", right?)

YAAAAAAAAAY.
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Aldi: AWZ: Isabelle happygigglesleepy[info]aldiara on November 14th, 2011 08:13 pm (UTC)
Wooooooooooo!! This should be fun!! My conscience on the neglect of femslash in this fandom is entirely clear, btw. After Diana/Annette graveyard pr0n, there was no turning back :p

>>>bonus points if you write about celine and it isn't a joke

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH. U R FUNNY BB.

I would also encourage the gentle nudging of the deadline towards the end of December rather than the middle but that's just because the 12th is, like, HERE VERY SOON AND I CAN NOT ORGANISE.

Off to ponder a pairing (one that is not VaNina, srsly, they are the DeRo of femslash in this fandom, lol) and oh yeah, figure out how the hell writing works. Oh god.
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