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ᴄᴏʙʙ ᴠᴀɴᴛʜ - ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʀꜱʜᴀʟ (
cobbvanth
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2021
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₴inactive player: rae
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₴inactive player: squid
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₴inactive: cobb vanth
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₴inactive: emma swan
ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇꜱ | cobb » emma
please no. tell me we don't have a porg?
So we have a new...
Pet?
Guest?
cobb
Oh dear god.
Please no.
Please no.
Tell me we don't have a porg?
emma
Really?
You think a porg is better in this situation?
cobb
Those little things are just...
No.
emma
Well rest assured, we don't got one of those.
But I woke up after you left and nearly shot at Ewok.
cobb
Okay. So.
Those are... the small furry things.
Right??
Yub yub?
emma
Yeah that's...
Yeah.
How do you know what
The kitchen is a mess.
And the living room.
cobb
I'm so glad you're not on my ship.
I'd need to make you and it walk the plank.
...
Do not bring it to work!
emma
It'd be worth it.
And what do you mean?!
I'm not leavin' the thing alone!
It'll probably set the place on fire.
You'll barely notice it.
cobb
I'll barely notice the small creature that, in the space of an hour
Has destroyed two rooms and you're worried will set the place on fire?
Sure, it'll be just like having another you at work.
You are so cleaning up everything it breaks.
And if it harms the coffee...
You are in big trouble.
Huge trouble.
emma
You're threatening me and I'm not sure I'm feeling the exact emotional response that you want me to right now...
Also I have never set anything on fire.
cobb
I'm probably fine with whatever the response is.
It can be motivational.
Really? Never? Not even on accident?
I have.
emma
Trust me, it's very motivational.
Despite having a flamethrower option on the armor... no.
I've electrocuted myself though.
Twice.
cobb
Okay, that's when it'd be better for you to have burned something.
Rather than fry yourself.
Although it does explain a few things.
emma
...
Well now I'm stuck wondering just what that explains?
cobb
A few of your...
Reactions, shall we say?
You've clearly rewired your brain a fair bit.
emma
I'm genuinely unsure if we're still flirting or if I need to be offended by that?
cobb
I'm dating you.
I'm clearly just as weird.
emma
Oh okay good. Can't complain then.
I'm on my way in so... hide the coffee.
cobb
Today just got ten times longer.
I hope you're prepared to make up for this.
emma
Ready and willing when you are.
cobb
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