πππ πΈπ£ππππ§ππ€π₯ (thearchivist) wrote in wtnvgame, @ 2021-04-25 22:15:00 |
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I stopped by the bank and honestly...I've never identified so strongly with an ATM in my life.
I can no longer thrive in this household.
a) Please...just please stop shouting my name across the flat, followed by the most inane question possible. No, Tim, I cannot tell you what opinion fish collectively have about ska music. I'm not an Alexa. Also an Alexa probably couldn't tell you that either. Sasha, please stop asking me how to make a meringue. Just use your smartphone. Or ask Martin. He's the one who can bake. I can cook. I cannot bake.
b) Why is this our fridge:
That's not even true.
c) Martin, this does not apply to you, you've done nothing wrong.
d) Same to Georgie.