Knew I shouldn't have gone to see that damned thing.

So uh....

Accident'ly won a costume contest. Have tickets t' the midnight showin' film of dat movie.

Takers? I'm bringin' bourbon, de only way I can sit t'rough it.

Say Bonjour to de greatest elementary art teacher ever!

One of my students just asked if she could put ribbons in my hair because I need to cheer up...

Fuckin' A.

You've got to be shitting me. Music and art teacher?!

The fuck...?