Chris Sims: That would be fantastic. And he has to send messages with his eyebeams. In morse code.

Laura: Just non-stop blowing out walls.

Chris Sims: T-O-M-E-M-Y-X-M-E-N

I loled so much. Does anyone even know who Meld is? I call shenanigans.

Finally, after ten hours of labor...and some ignorant nurse learning the hard way that the pregnant woman is never wrong.

Daniel Blade Tsung was born at 6 lbs 8 ounces..

And from now on, if I ever hear some recruit whine about Basic training-I'm kicking him in the kidneys.

So this thingy's like an electronic typewriter...nice.

So if this thing's public, can someone tell me how I came from Bastogne to California? Not that I'm complaining about the change in weather, but I'd like to know what I did to deserve it.