The internet has broken my brain.

Alien Barbies Fighting for Domination

Spring appears to finally be rearing it's head. Which is nice. The beaches are gonna be crowded again soon and I've been itching to grab a board, and studying too hard already to get a wetsuit.

And with spring comes the Dreaded Day in May. Yep, that holiday shared with Cinco de Mayo whence I came into the world on the living room floor.

21 years old, in what feels like no time at all. Who wants to be drinking buddies? You might get some half-decent stories out of me.

So I'm thinking about getting a pet...any ideas on what I should get?