(This voice post is made by someone who is audibly upset, and speaks very broken English. The portions in italics are translated from Creole for the mun's benefit, but are still spoken in that language, so non-French/Cajun pups won't understand half of this)
. . .Damn thing t' work. Jesus Christ why are you being. . . oh. Okay. Um, hello, I think I'm lost. This thing is not at all helpful. Stupid technology. What's wrong with a real telephone? I'm lookin' f'r a man named Alex Rogan. We were separated, 'n' I need him back. Doan got no money t' offer as a reward, but I got a whole ocean o' gratitude available.
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