Would anyone care to go on an African safari with me? The lions are ferociously lovely when in their natural environment, I've heard.

That is the last time I let Matty talk me into experimenting with potions and weed.

Hello? I'm just a boy looking for answers, does anyone want to explain why I am still seeing tracks? Or, why nothing looks like I left it? I could not have been that wasted. Okay, that's a lie, I so could have been

Happy birthday, Dad.