So, um, Tobias? I've been thinking. About... coming to work for you. Maybe.

I mean, if there's room.

Or if you're really hurting for an extra employee who runs off half the time to do Jedi stuff or smuggle something. Who also has a dog. Cause we don't have to actually move in or anything. I have a place pretty close anyway.

Maybe I should just start this over. Especially if there's a formal application process, cause I'm pretty sure I missed that ship awhile ago.

Woah.

Tha's freaky.

I'm highly suspicious of these people who show up claiming they have little or no connection to the younger them, or the older them, or the them that died, or whatever their "canon" character connection may be. At one time I was that girl in the blue dress with the weird hair who tortured Charlie Brown, and have since turned into the urbane and intelligent young woman you see before you.

So those of you who say I DON'T HAVE A SON, or I WOULD NEVER HURT MY SON, or any other number of things and excuses that may come to mind, you are living in denial. That is who you are. You cannot change that.

Tesla Echolls? I'm trying anise cookies recipes and would love some feedback.

AND YES I ALSO MADE SNICKERDOODLES WITH THE EXTRA CINNAMON.