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Angie! (johnsonchases) wrote in wished,
@ 2009-08-02 02:51:00

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!1997: 08, !complete, angelina johnson, george weasley

Thread: Ang and George
WHO: Angelina and George!
WHAT: Hanging out! Supposedly helping with inventory.
WHEN: Tonight
WHERE: WWW
RATING: PG-13? For language and possible random topics of doom.

Angelina spent a lot of time at the twin's shop. In fact her constant loitering whenever she wasn't in practice led to quite a few people believing she worked there. She'd gotten good at directing people to things. So BAH on Fred and George saying she didn't do anything. She pointed a LOT.

Hopping on one foot, pulling on a trainer she searched the fridge looking for the beer. She almost yelled to Katie and Alicia wondering which one of those lushes drank all the damn beer, but she didn't know if they were home or if Ry was already asleep. Instead, she grabbed a bottle of firewhiskey from the cupboard where the rest of the liquor was.

Good thing about knowing the owners and always being around is that Fred and George gave her apparition access. Which was good considering how bad Diagon Alley was looking these days. It wasn't exactly safe to be wandering around at night waiting for them to answer her knocking.

It only took a second and Angelina was standing in the middle of the shop holding her wand and the firewhiskey. "SNOOKUMS, I"M HOME WITH LIQUOR!" She called out, making her way into the back room where she knew George was most likely at.

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johnsonchases
2009-08-02 08:42 am UTC (link)

Angelina watched the stack with wary eyes and was extremely thankful when it didn't tip over. She had no idea what the hell was in those boxes, and it could be some stuff she didn't want to be around while drinking, knowing the twins like she did.

She picked up the bottle after him. (Cups? Who needed them?) "Fix it before you start a bleedin' fad or something." She lifted the bottle as if that was her toast for the evening and took a rather large swig of the liquid blinking as it burned a bit on the way down. "People running around with part of their hair cut because you're the trouble making idols of the universe... not fun for people who have to look at it." If George felt a bit off though, Angelina didn't notice.

"I don't have morning practice tomorrow. I should be over it by then." Should being the operative word there. "Gwenog Jones is intimidating as fuck though. You're lucky I think you're important."

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weasleygred
2009-08-02 08:59 am UTC (link)

George wasn't actually sure what was in there himself, since he hadn't finished his inventory yet. Nothing would kill them. Probably. If it was the box from that German supplier he couldn't understand, then there was a chance it'd make them sick, though.

"I think it's dashing. Makes me look. . . like I'm TOO GOOD for hair the same length." George grinned widely. "That'd be a bit brilliant though. Loads of little kids running about with hacked off hair. Maybe we should start a new product line. Home haircuts. Enchanted scissors or somesuch. . . probably end up hacking off someone's nose though during testing," George mused, snagging the bottle back to take another swig.

He snorted. "Not if we're PROPERLY drunk. You'll still be feeling it three DAYS from now. Have you ever seen Jones go after anyone with a Bludger bat for staring at her arse?"

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johnsonchases
2009-08-02 09:12 am UTC (link)

"Thankfully you're your own testers for the most part." She said, making a mental note to NOT be around whenever the twins started testing home hair cut scissors. Yes, that would keep her far, far away. She thought she had a fabulous head of hair, thank you very much. "It makes you look like that weird kid in school that sat in the corner eating the bad potions."

"Didn't your mum ever tell you it's rude to grab from people's hands?" She said with a smile, snagging the bottle back. "Not that I've seen." She said giving it serious thought. "Although she did once charm a bludger to go after some sports reporter who said we were pretty good considering we're a team of birds. It was epic."

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weasleygred
2009-08-02 09:32 am UTC (link)

"Well yeah, but we have perfect noses, so it'd be a shame to chop them off. So maybe we'll test that on someone else. Who don't we like that's easy to pay off?" George grinned. "Maybe we can get Wood drunk and have at his head." Not that George didn't like Oliver. Years of playing Quidditch with him had left George with a hard-to-shake impulse to try to give him a hard time though.

Not that George didn't have that impulse with most people. "I was the weird kid in the corner giving the other weird kid the bad potions to see what happened." Whether or not the other weird kid liked it, mostly. Fred and George had been less subtle when they were young. George liked to think they'd matured. But not much.

"My mum says LOADS of things. I couldn't tell you half of them. I learned how to listen to only every eighth word when I was still a firstie." It made it funnier, really. And when Molly asked if they were listening, George could still say yes. Just not to all of it. He grinned. "That'd be brilliant. So you're all birds - there's lots of lounging about naked in the locker rooms after the games, right? Washing each other's backs, that sort of thing?" It was not the first time George had asked that question.

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johnsonchases
2009-08-02 11:45 pm UTC (link)

"Has Oliver really not learned to not get drunk around you two yet?" She asked a certain amount of amusement to her voice. She was currently getting drunk with one of them so it could be said that she didn't learn any better either. But really Oliver was a bit easy of a target. "Free Pygmy Puffs to test subjects? The damned things breed like mad anyway."

Angelina brought the bottle back up to her lips for another drink. "I remember that one Slytherin was pink with boils for WEEKS. It was glorious." Yes, if it had been someone else she might have seen it as mean, but that guy was a prat.

Angelina uncrossed her legs and gave George a playful push with her foot. He knew better than to honestly think that's what happened in the Harpies lockerroom, but she had a hard time breaking his poor, little heart. "The oil baths are amazing."

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weasleygred
2009-08-03 02:01 am UTC (link)

"Well, even if he has, we can always slip him something. Besides, he's got to have a sense of fun somewhere. Even if it's shoved up somewhere uncomfortable sometimes." George reached to snag back the bottle as soon as she'd finished drinking, taking a deeper swig and leaning back on one hand. "We're going to be overrun by the tiny buggers," he agreed with a smirk. They sold well though, since they were cute things, so George wasn't worried about it.

George brightened. "We've got that in a new a variety now. MULTI COLORED boils. Even the pus is like a rainbow. Bit gross, but colorfully so." There'd been much arguing over who had to test that one, really. In the end they'd both tried to slip it to each other, so they'd both ended up like a rainbow of disgustingness for a half a day. But it'd worked perfectly, so George just took it as further proof they were brilliant.

George groaned mournfully. "Oil baths. Massages too, right? You're killing me, Johnson. Are you sure you can't take some photos for me?"

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johnsonchases
2009-08-03 02:29 am UTC (link)

"And trapped there with a broom stick?" She asked with a rather mischievous smile coming across her face. It was one she didn't see often except from the twins, but teasing Oliver Wood was a favorite past time. He could always get very carried away it seemed.

Angelina couldn't help but scrunch her nose a bit at that. "That is without a doubt the most disgusting thing I've ever heard." And it really was. She was glad she never ended up boil covered during her time in Hogwarts. But it seemed that while Fred and George were pranksters, the boils were left to be tested on prats and gits, and she didn't complain about that. "Yet remarkably festive at the same time."

It didn't happen so there were no photos, but Angelina leaned back happily and sighed. "I told you. If pictures were taking the joyous oil massages might have to stop." She said as if she'd explained this to him repeatedly. "Oh and all the sex would stop too."

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weasleygred
2009-08-03 02:55 am UTC (link)

"He is a kinky bastard, so I suppose it wouldn't be surprising." George grinned, thinking about it. "Broomfucker," he murmured out loud. "We need the bloody banner. We could make it tonight. Giant. With sparkly bits!" They probably had something that sparkled around somewhere. If not they could charm something. "Draw a broom that looks like a dick at the bottom." They'd probably never get anyone to hold it up unless they did it themselves. But they could TRY. It'd be brilliant.

"It's less disgusting than real boils? They don't have colors," George suggested. "We're going to do holiday theme colors. Red and white for Valentine's, so people can prank blokes or birds who don't give them one. Red and Green for Christmas. That sort of thing."

"That's the worst sort of policy," George argued, heaving a sigh of great sorrow. He didn't actually think it happened - but it'd have been nice if it did.

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johnsonchases
2009-08-03 06:13 am UTC (link)

She pulled the bottle up in a toasting position. "To good ole Broomfucker, shall he not get splinters." She said taking a drink. "Have you got paper or canvas for a banner?" The twins were like boyscouts with their magical back room of tricks and supplies. She was sure that somewhere in the near vicinity there were the supplies to make the banner.

"I loathe boils in general." She said with a look of distaste on her face. "No matter what color... pus is pus, George Weasley. If I get hit, I'm coming out of you." She sighed, shaking her head. "Even if it's the holidays...." Because it was gross, and while Angelina could sometimes live like a typical bloke stereotype, pus was NOT enjoyed in any way, shape, or form.

"I know you think so, but I enjoy it far too much to risk it ending." She said with a soft smile as if she was reminiscing on a happy memory.

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weasleygred
2009-08-04 03:29 am UTC (link)

George winced theatrically. "Argh. Can you imagine picking out bits of wood from your arse? Or anywhere else around there." He squirmed to the side, pressing a hand to the side of his own arse in all-too-visual sympathy. "We've got it around here somewhere." Or they could transfigure something. He could flip over one of their fliers and charm it bigger.

"You've got loads of personal feelings on boils, Ang. Has this been a problem in the past?" George asked her with faux concern. "Did we bring up baby memories? You were a gross, boil-covered child, weren't you? It's all right. We love you anyway. Just don't touch us anymore, just in case, yeah?" George didn't particularly LIKE pus. He just liked the idea of Slytherins or people he didn't like oozing with multi-colored pus. He didn't think it was the same thing.

George eyed her suspiciously, and then grinned, deciding not to interrupt the happy-making lie. "So who's got the best hands then? It's Katie, right. She always looked like she'd give a brilliant massage." While naked. With oil.

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johnsonchases
2009-08-04 05:40 am UTC (link)

She winced at that even though she'd been the one to bring it up. "Your arse is too nice to abuse that way." She said appreciatively. "But I'm never going to ask how he deals with it." She didn't want to know. She fairly certain Oliver Wood didn't make a habit of having sex with brooms, but she was also fairly certain that SOMEONE did. Which disturbed her greatly.

Angelina though decided she really didn't want to try to get up at the moment, and reach for some paper she saw on the ground. Looking over both sides and surprised to find it relatively clean she set it on the ground, pulled out her wand, and bad it larger and banner sized. There.

"I was the most beautiful baby in the world, thank you very much." She said pushing him with her foot again. Pus was just gross. "But you've always been really good about only throwing the pus capsules at prats."

"Katie's definitely been a fast learner." She said with a soft smile. "Of course there's that time we were practicing in the flat and Alicia just had to join in the oil massages. She's brilliant too."

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weasleygred
2009-08-05 04:56 am UTC (link)

George looked up and grinned widely in obvious agreement. "It'd be like tossing acid on a work of art." Which had happened with one of the Hogwarts portraits, but it'd been an accident. And they'd fixed it, even if a little bit of the canvas behind the frame had never quite come back and the old goat in the portrait had whinged about it until the day the twins left school. "I'll ask him for you," he offered magnanimously. Mostly because it would make Wood sputter, hopefully. That was never not entertaining.

He watched her adjust the banner and grinned, then hopped to his feet, going over to root through a box of things and coming up with inkwells and quills and the like, carrying the lot over to plop down on the ground next to her, and then dropping down again, reaching for the bottle and taking a couple long swallows before offering it back. "Yeah well - you or the other girls would have bloody hexed off our ears if we'd tossed them at you. Besides, you'd be a lot less fun to look at, all pussy."

He groaned theatrically. "You're killing me, Johnson. Just cruel to tease about that but never let me see. . . unless I can come see? Then you're just ace."

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johnsonchases
2009-08-06 01:25 am UTC (link)

"That's an absolutely brilliant analogy, George." She said with a laugh. "And you can take that to the bank. It's not often I encourage you." She, too, remembered that poor painting and it's inhabitants from school. She'd actually felt bad for them. After all Fred and George destroyed THEIR HOUSE. But she really didn't want to know the answer, but Oliver spluttering was fun.

She took the bottle as George set down the things he'd brought over. She took a few healthy swallows before setting it between them and looking over the things he'd brought for banner making. "Everyone looks worse when they're all pusy. -Think we should do the letters first?- Except that one time you got Flint. That was just bloody hilarious." She said grabbing a quill to lightly trace where the letters would go.

Looking up from the banner and at him she smiled. "Maybe one day, but you'd have to be a good boy."

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weasleygred
2009-08-06 04:14 am UTC (link)

"You encourage me all the time. You came over with liquor, that's encouraging," George pointed out dryly. "You shouldn't be jealous though, your arse is almost as nice as mine. Really close, really. You can give me another good look though, if you want me to try to reassess." George actually didn't want to ogle Ang as much as he made out. He wouldn't object - she was hot - but they were friends, and despite the constant attempts to get her to share locker room pictures, he wasn't after more than that when she used to snog his twin. (And him, once, but that'd just been funny.)

"Flint looked better with boils. But then, look what the ugly git had to work with to begin with." George eyed the blank parchment. "We should draw the broom-dicks first. So we know we have enough room." He picked up the nearest quill and started trying to sketch out a deeply phallic looking broom. Mostly, he just got the phallic part, without the broom bit. It was starting to look a good deal like a dick with inexplicable bristles.

"I'm always good," he muttered, sticking his tongue out the corner of his mouth as he worked.

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