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Angie! (johnsonchases) wrote in wished,
@ 2009-08-02 02:51:00

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!1997: 08, !complete, angelina johnson, george weasley

Thread: Ang and George
WHO: Angelina and George!
WHAT: Hanging out! Supposedly helping with inventory.
WHEN: Tonight
WHERE: WWW
RATING: PG-13? For language and possible random topics of doom.

Angelina spent a lot of time at the twin's shop. In fact her constant loitering whenever she wasn't in practice led to quite a few people believing she worked there. She'd gotten good at directing people to things. So BAH on Fred and George saying she didn't do anything. She pointed a LOT.

Hopping on one foot, pulling on a trainer she searched the fridge looking for the beer. She almost yelled to Katie and Alicia wondering which one of those lushes drank all the damn beer, but she didn't know if they were home or if Ry was already asleep. Instead, she grabbed a bottle of firewhiskey from the cupboard where the rest of the liquor was.

Good thing about knowing the owners and always being around is that Fred and George gave her apparition access. Which was good considering how bad Diagon Alley was looking these days. It wasn't exactly safe to be wandering around at night waiting for them to answer her knocking.

It only took a second and Angelina was standing in the middle of the shop holding her wand and the firewhiskey. "SNOOKUMS, I"M HOME WITH LIQUOR!" She called out, making her way into the back room where she knew George was most likely at.

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johnsonchases
2009-08-03 02:29 am UTC (link)

"And trapped there with a broom stick?" She asked with a rather mischievous smile coming across her face. It was one she didn't see often except from the twins, but teasing Oliver Wood was a favorite past time. He could always get very carried away it seemed.

Angelina couldn't help but scrunch her nose a bit at that. "That is without a doubt the most disgusting thing I've ever heard." And it really was. She was glad she never ended up boil covered during her time in Hogwarts. But it seemed that while Fred and George were pranksters, the boils were left to be tested on prats and gits, and she didn't complain about that. "Yet remarkably festive at the same time."

It didn't happen so there were no photos, but Angelina leaned back happily and sighed. "I told you. If pictures were taking the joyous oil massages might have to stop." She said as if she'd explained this to him repeatedly. "Oh and all the sex would stop too."

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weasleygred
2009-08-03 02:55 am UTC (link)

"He is a kinky bastard, so I suppose it wouldn't be surprising." George grinned, thinking about it. "Broomfucker," he murmured out loud. "We need the bloody banner. We could make it tonight. Giant. With sparkly bits!" They probably had something that sparkled around somewhere. If not they could charm something. "Draw a broom that looks like a dick at the bottom." They'd probably never get anyone to hold it up unless they did it themselves. But they could TRY. It'd be brilliant.

"It's less disgusting than real boils? They don't have colors," George suggested. "We're going to do holiday theme colors. Red and white for Valentine's, so people can prank blokes or birds who don't give them one. Red and Green for Christmas. That sort of thing."

"That's the worst sort of policy," George argued, heaving a sigh of great sorrow. He didn't actually think it happened - but it'd have been nice if it did.

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johnsonchases
2009-08-03 06:13 am UTC (link)

She pulled the bottle up in a toasting position. "To good ole Broomfucker, shall he not get splinters." She said taking a drink. "Have you got paper or canvas for a banner?" The twins were like boyscouts with their magical back room of tricks and supplies. She was sure that somewhere in the near vicinity there were the supplies to make the banner.

"I loathe boils in general." She said with a look of distaste on her face. "No matter what color... pus is pus, George Weasley. If I get hit, I'm coming out of you." She sighed, shaking her head. "Even if it's the holidays...." Because it was gross, and while Angelina could sometimes live like a typical bloke stereotype, pus was NOT enjoyed in any way, shape, or form.

"I know you think so, but I enjoy it far too much to risk it ending." She said with a soft smile as if she was reminiscing on a happy memory.

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weasleygred
2009-08-04 03:29 am UTC (link)

George winced theatrically. "Argh. Can you imagine picking out bits of wood from your arse? Or anywhere else around there." He squirmed to the side, pressing a hand to the side of his own arse in all-too-visual sympathy. "We've got it around here somewhere." Or they could transfigure something. He could flip over one of their fliers and charm it bigger.

"You've got loads of personal feelings on boils, Ang. Has this been a problem in the past?" George asked her with faux concern. "Did we bring up baby memories? You were a gross, boil-covered child, weren't you? It's all right. We love you anyway. Just don't touch us anymore, just in case, yeah?" George didn't particularly LIKE pus. He just liked the idea of Slytherins or people he didn't like oozing with multi-colored pus. He didn't think it was the same thing.

George eyed her suspiciously, and then grinned, deciding not to interrupt the happy-making lie. "So who's got the best hands then? It's Katie, right. She always looked like she'd give a brilliant massage." While naked. With oil.

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johnsonchases
2009-08-04 05:40 am UTC (link)

She winced at that even though she'd been the one to bring it up. "Your arse is too nice to abuse that way." She said appreciatively. "But I'm never going to ask how he deals with it." She didn't want to know. She fairly certain Oliver Wood didn't make a habit of having sex with brooms, but she was also fairly certain that SOMEONE did. Which disturbed her greatly.

Angelina though decided she really didn't want to try to get up at the moment, and reach for some paper she saw on the ground. Looking over both sides and surprised to find it relatively clean she set it on the ground, pulled out her wand, and bad it larger and banner sized. There.

"I was the most beautiful baby in the world, thank you very much." She said pushing him with her foot again. Pus was just gross. "But you've always been really good about only throwing the pus capsules at prats."

"Katie's definitely been a fast learner." She said with a soft smile. "Of course there's that time we were practicing in the flat and Alicia just had to join in the oil massages. She's brilliant too."

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weasleygred
2009-08-05 04:56 am UTC (link)

George looked up and grinned widely in obvious agreement. "It'd be like tossing acid on a work of art." Which had happened with one of the Hogwarts portraits, but it'd been an accident. And they'd fixed it, even if a little bit of the canvas behind the frame had never quite come back and the old goat in the portrait had whinged about it until the day the twins left school. "I'll ask him for you," he offered magnanimously. Mostly because it would make Wood sputter, hopefully. That was never not entertaining.

He watched her adjust the banner and grinned, then hopped to his feet, going over to root through a box of things and coming up with inkwells and quills and the like, carrying the lot over to plop down on the ground next to her, and then dropping down again, reaching for the bottle and taking a couple long swallows before offering it back. "Yeah well - you or the other girls would have bloody hexed off our ears if we'd tossed them at you. Besides, you'd be a lot less fun to look at, all pussy."

He groaned theatrically. "You're killing me, Johnson. Just cruel to tease about that but never let me see. . . unless I can come see? Then you're just ace."

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johnsonchases
2009-08-06 01:25 am UTC (link)

"That's an absolutely brilliant analogy, George." She said with a laugh. "And you can take that to the bank. It's not often I encourage you." She, too, remembered that poor painting and it's inhabitants from school. She'd actually felt bad for them. After all Fred and George destroyed THEIR HOUSE. But she really didn't want to know the answer, but Oliver spluttering was fun.

She took the bottle as George set down the things he'd brought over. She took a few healthy swallows before setting it between them and looking over the things he'd brought for banner making. "Everyone looks worse when they're all pusy. -Think we should do the letters first?- Except that one time you got Flint. That was just bloody hilarious." She said grabbing a quill to lightly trace where the letters would go.

Looking up from the banner and at him she smiled. "Maybe one day, but you'd have to be a good boy."

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weasleygred
2009-08-06 04:14 am UTC (link)

"You encourage me all the time. You came over with liquor, that's encouraging," George pointed out dryly. "You shouldn't be jealous though, your arse is almost as nice as mine. Really close, really. You can give me another good look though, if you want me to try to reassess." George actually didn't want to ogle Ang as much as he made out. He wouldn't object - she was hot - but they were friends, and despite the constant attempts to get her to share locker room pictures, he wasn't after more than that when she used to snog his twin. (And him, once, but that'd just been funny.)

"Flint looked better with boils. But then, look what the ugly git had to work with to begin with." George eyed the blank parchment. "We should draw the broom-dicks first. So we know we have enough room." He picked up the nearest quill and started trying to sketch out a deeply phallic looking broom. Mostly, he just got the phallic part, without the broom bit. It was starting to look a good deal like a dick with inexplicable bristles.

"I'm always good," he muttered, sticking his tongue out the corner of his mouth as he worked.

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