"He is a kinky bastard, so I suppose it wouldn't be surprising." George grinned, thinking about it. "Broomfucker," he murmured out loud. "We need the bloody banner. We could make it tonight. Giant. With sparkly bits!" They probably had something that sparkled around somewhere. If not they could charm something. "Draw a broom that looks like a dick at the bottom." They'd probably never get anyone to hold it up unless they did it themselves. But they could TRY. It'd be brilliant.
"It's less disgusting than real boils? They don't have colors," George suggested. "We're going to do holiday theme colors. Red and white for Valentine's, so people can prank blokes or birds who don't give them one. Red and Green for Christmas. That sort of thing."
"That's the worst sort of policy," George argued, heaving a sigh of great sorrow. He didn't actually think it happened - but it'd have been nice if it did.