Weasley Loving

Title: No Buts
Author: lee_west
Pairing(s): Charlie Weasley/Draco Malfoy; Charlie Weasley/Oliver Wood
Word Count: 2,025
Rating: NC-17
Summary: True love should come without any buts.
Warnings: Infidelity
A/N: For a friend who understands all about the "buts" of love. And for my beta, Minnow, who's wonderful. Written for the charlieficathon, here

No Buts

Title: The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest
Author: Lee West
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Viktor, Percy/Audrey, George/Angelina, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and Teddy/Victoire
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible Aphrodisiacs at daily_deviant, here
Other Warnings: Use and abuse of pie.
Word Count: 2,634
Summary/Descriptions: Which of the Mrs Weasleys makes the best meat pie?
Author's Notes: For everyone whose pies are not "as good as my mother's."

Thank you muchly to Sab and Minnow for betaing.

The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest

Title: The Cat and the Lizard
Rating R
Featured Character or Pairing(s): Kingsley/Charlie
Summary: Charlie has moved back to Britain to help with the war effort, and is working at a pub in Brighton. Kingsley comes to stay with him after being attacked by Death Eaters.
Word Count: 4,207
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, Minnow.

Written for the weasley_fest, here

The Cat and the Lizard

Author: Lee West
Title: Viktor/Viktoria
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Charlie/Viktor
Kink Chosen: Andromimetophilia: arousal by females who impersonate males
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: After a fiasco in the Quidditch World Cup, Viktor decides to leave the wizarding world and try his luck with another job. Until he meets someone from the past.
Warnings: Hints at prostitution in general, some cross-dressing.
Word Count: 2,600
Author's Notes: Shamelessly based on the movie by the same name – or almost. Strangers in Paradise is from Kismet. Written for the April daily_deviant, here

Many thanks to my beta, iamisaac.

Viktor/Viktoria

Title: Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Dragon?
Author: lee_west
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Sirius/Remus, Sirius/Remus/Charlie, Kingsley/Charlie
Prompt: Written for prompt #81 at flames_n_tats' National Charlie Month Fest: Sirius and Remus are having trouble living near dragons at the reserve in Romania with Charlie.
Warnings: None
Word Count: 3,342
Summary: Charlie has to play host to a fugitive and a werewolf, who are very afraid of dragons.
A/N: Set sometime between the "Lie Low at Lupin's" and the beginning of OotP.

What would become of this poor fic if it were not for my beta, Minnow? You don't want to know.

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Dragon?

Title: Square Logic, or Proof There's Life After Death
Author: lee_west
Pairings: Charlie/Oliver; Charlie/Lucius; Charlie/Kingsley
Rating: R
Summary: There's always life after death, although it may seem almost impossible to believe it at times.
Word Count: ~1,600
A/N: I read this square logic a long time ago and I still love it. I can't link to the source because I have no idea where it came from. It's certainly not mine.

Post DH and maybe AU. Rodolphus may or may not have survived the battle. Written for the Chain Reaction Challenge.

And many, many thanks to my beta, iamisaac.

Square Logic, or Proof There's Life After Death

Title: Traces of Love
Established pairing(s): Draco/Astoria
Infidelity pairing(s): Charlie/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Angst
Word Count: 4,089
Summary: A business venture sends Draco to a strange place.

A/N: This fic wouldn't be here if it was not for my beta, Minnow, who offers valuable insight and corrects my glaring mistakes.

Written for hp_unfaithful.

Traces of Love

Title: Snow Day
Author: Lee West
Rating: R
Pairing: Arthur/Molly
Kinks Chosen: Pornography at daily_deviant, here
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A surprising find on an equally surprising day off makes Arthur look at snow in a different way.
Warnings: None, except for implicit hot sex between an old married couple.
Word Count: 1,840
Author's Notes: This was obviously inspired by the recent snow day in London.

A million thanks to my beta, iamisaac/sabethea, who probably had to cope with the snow day. I hope it was fun for you, too!

Snow Day

Title: O Come All Ye
Characters: Charlie, Draco and Neville
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1,580
Warnings: Only the fact that I would love to call this threesome Shaquille, from CHarlie, DrACo and NevILLE. Sorry 'bout that.
Author's notes: A zillion thanks to my dear beta, minnow_53, for tackling a most improbable threesome and doing it with her usual pizzazz.

Written for the December Kinky Kristmas edition of daily_deviant; the request was Charlie/Neville/Draco, exhibitionism, going caroling, funny and/or happy-ending. The original is here

O Come All Ye

Title: The Brotherhood of the Wet Pants
Author: westwardlee/lee_west
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Charlie/Harry
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters engaging in sexual activity are 16 years or older.
Summary: Harry always knew he would be part of the Weasley family. He just didn't know which Weasley.
Warnings: Abuse of very un-sexy underwear
Word Count: ~3,790
Author's Notes: Pre-EWE and, as a result, EWE never existed. Written for the 2008 hp_yule_balls, here and here.

Thank you very much to brit_columbia for the use of her powerful wet tighty-whiteys and to my beta, sabethea/iamisaac.

The Brotherhood of the Wet Pants

Title: A Woman of Talent
Author: Lee West
Pairing: Bill/Rosmerta, previous Arthur/Rosmerta
Rating: R
Word Count: ~3,400
Warnings: Cross-gen, but Bill is eighteen.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Like father, like son; the Weasleys meet a certain woman of talent, but life never repeats itself.
Author's Notes: Thank heavens for my betas, fluffyllama and iamisaac.

Written for the 2008 hp_summersmut; the originals are here (IJ) and here (LJ)

A Woman of Talent

Title: Someone to Lean on
Author: lee_west
Rating: R
Pairing/Characters: Charlie/Tonks
Summary: A friend is the person who's there for you when you need him.
Prompt: Hurt/comfort, with sex whilst his partner is crying/upset (but not about the sex, obviously) , at LJ's Helmet_fest2008, here
Word Count: ~1,370
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognizable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work.
A/N: Many thanks to my beta, iamisaac

Someone to Lean on

Title: Through the Looking Glass
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Percy/Oliver
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. The title belongs to Lewis Carroll.
Summary: Percy's new office at WWW is equipped with a one-way mirror; he doesn't pay too much attention to it, until the day a special customer comes in to try something new.
Warnings: Voyeurism in a grand scale and abuse of innocent leather artifacts.
Author's Notes: Set after the final battle. Many thanks to my beta, fluffyllama.

Written for the 2008 weasley_fest. The original is here

Through the Looking Glass